This is my 1st story so :D...forget that just read
1. Use the pervy Jutsu
2.Argue with someone
3.Take his book away
4.Poke him
5.Say "I'm not touching you" for 12 hours straight
6.SINNNNG
7.Say "HI HI HI!!!" everytime you run into him
8. Lock him in a room with Naruto for 3 days while he screams "BELIEVE IT!!"
PRESS IT BELIEVE IT .