Chapter 1: Morning
"Bart! It's time to wake up." Marge hollered at 7:00 A.M.
"Mom, please, 10 more minutes! Please!" Bart replied.
"You said that an hour ago! Hurry up and hop in the shower, the water is already running!" It was going to be a usual Monday morning. Lisa had already gotten up and was eating breakfast in the kitchen. Bart climbed out of bed, took a quick shower, got dressed, all before Homer had awaken.
Homers alarm went off. He woke and smelled the coffee, "Mmmmmm, Mocha Java!" He ran down stairs in his "casual" underwear and drank all of the coffee... His eyes got huge and he started to go crazy! "OOOOO! Look at me! I am pretty little butterfly!" He said prancing around in his caffeine trans. "Gasp! I am going to be late for work!" He sprinted upstairs and got dressed. He came down and kissed his family good bye.
He hopped into his car and backed into the Flanders lawn. "Hididlyho neighboro!" Ned Flanders called to Homer.
"Go away Flanders! I am late for work!" Homer shouted.
"In one didilyhidily second I just wanted to tell you that President Bush will be coming to campaign here today!"
"Boy do I have a few words for him!" Homer yelled clenching his fist and drove off.