Hello there. As you can see, this time is the joke on Japan. Once at my Japanese lesson, while we were learning more kanji, my friend pointed something funny to me. Well, you will see yourself.
The world meeting was boring again. Germany was bragging about his economy and the other nations were either sleeping or looking blankly into the distance. England, who incidentally ended besides Japan, yawned. He started to look around to distract himself, so he wouldn't fall asleep.
England's eyes fell on Japan, who was probably the only one, who actually listened to Germany's droning speech and was even taking some notes. He looked at Japan's notes curiously, but they were in Japanese. 'Tch, figures,' England thought, but tried to recognize them anyway. Japan taught him some characters, so maybe he will find there some he would know.
One of the kanjis caught England's attention. "This is woman, right?" he asked Japan and pointed at the character in question. Japan blinked and shook his head. "No, Igirisu-san, that's the kanji for cheap," he said politely, "See here? You write it with a part that we call roof…"
England's face was blank. "So… Woman under the roof is cheap?" he asked for confirmation. Japan nodded, not realizing what his ally said. That got him quite a few stares and glares from the female nations.
It took Japan a few seconds till it clicked and he blushed furiously. "So we are cheap?" Taiwan cracked her knuckles, while Hungary pulled out her pan. "I-I d-didn't mean it l-like that," Japan stuttered as he tried to defend himself. But it was to no avail. All the females, enraged by his comment, attacked him and started to chase after him.
England only chuckled, "He, wanker…" The rest of the nations ignored the beating, in fear, that they might get beaten too, if they defend poor Japan.