The Basic SasuNaru Fanfic
By: Iyaimai Mika
A/N: Yes, this is just me poking fun at all of the SasuNaru Fan fiction out there. Don't get me wrong! I LOVE SasuNaru! I just thought this would be an interesting thing for me to try and write. :3
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. God, but if I did, they'd have fluffy buttsecks all day long. . nyao...
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Naruto: Heeey!! Sasuke! I'mma fight you! I hate your guts! (Thinking: OMG I LOVE YOU. HAVE BUTTSECKS WITH ME!)
Sasuke: Baka...
Naruto: I'mma beat the shit outta you!
Sasuke: -beats the shit out of Naruto-
Naruto: oww...
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Later that day...
Gaara: Dude, Sasuke, Naruto totally loves you.
Sasuke: Nuh-uh...
Gaara: Yeah, he does. All of the fangirls and fanfiction authors say so. -points at magically random crowd of crazed fangirls-
Sasuke: Oh. Well, I guess fanfiction is always right...
Gaara: No shit, Sherlock.
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Meanwhile...
Naruto: -is totally sobbing- SASUKE-KUN DOESN'T LOVE ME!! -sadx10-
Hinata: Um... Naruto-kun... I love you.
Naruto: Huh? Oh, well too bad. All of the fangirls say that I'm supposed to love Sasuke. -points at the random, magic crowd of crazed fangirls-
Hinata: Oh... okay... I'm sorry... I shouldn't have questioned the almighty power of fanfiction.
Naruto: No shit, Sherlock.
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Later that night...
Naruto: -is totally sleeping-
Sasuke: -climbs through Naruto's bedroom window- 'ey, Dobe. Wake up.
Naruto: Mrrph... WTF?! Sasuke what are you doing here??? -get an erection-
Sasuke: Naruto, I just totally realized that I love you. Let's have buttsecks.
Naruto: YAY! -gets buttsecksed-
Sakura: OMFG. WTF!? Sasuke-kun, I thought I was your lover!
Sasuke: STFU bitch. Go die. I love Naruto. -continues to buttsecks Naruto-
Sakura: Oh. Whatever. Hey, Ino! Sasuke's gay! Let's fuck!
Ino: Okay!
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Many Hours later…
Naruto: Yay! I totally just got buttsecksed by Sasuke! OMG I love you, Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: Baka, lemmie buttsecks you again.
Naruto: Okay! Buttsecks is fun!
Sasuke: No shit, Sherlock…
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XD okay. That was totally random, but I liked it. it took me all of... maybe three minutes to write, so yeah... O-o
reviews would be much appreciated, mew!!!
Arigattou gozaimasu for reading!
Ja ne!
-Mika