A Birdo Love Story
By: The Bigcheese
Birdo and Yoshi are on a date in a Mushroom Kingdom falling into a state of decay. In this wacky tale we'll meet lovely characters like a purple mustachioed man in purple and some toads. That's about it. Anyways it's obviously Waluigi and Birdo considers leaving Yoshi for him hoooo boy.
Twas a lovely day in the Mushroom kingdom. Birdo and Yoshi were taking walk into the castle town square where there were toads everywhere going about their business. Birdo and Yoshi approach the Mushroom kingdom bar. Down dark ally two toads are seen having a drug deal. Yoshi groans, "the last time Peach was kidnapped really did a number on the toads of this kingdom. They grew so angry they went and murdered every single goomba in the neighboring goomba woods. They weren't even allied to the dark lord Bowser. When they were all killed the toads discovered a potent powder from their corpses. The toads began to collect this powder and storing it within their head caps. When a toad is ready for a dose he simply shakes his head and breathes in deeply. The powder causes hallucinations and in extreme cases it can cause daeht. I guess it gave them a sense of peace while their princess was gone. This kingdom has begun to fall apart while she was gone and even though Mario has brought her home I'm afraid it will never be the same again." Birdo stares blankly at Yoshi. Yoshi sighs, "Sorry I talked your head off again. I know you hate it when I do that especially since you can't really form words with your mouth." Birdo makes a few strange noises that of which no creature in this world could possibly force out of its mauth. The two enter the bar to find several toads aimlessly waddling around bumping into each other while a fire grows in a far corner of the small building. Yoshi and Birdo find the bartender dead behind the counter and casually look through the drinks themselves. Yoshi moans, "all of these drinks are spiked with goomba powder! There's nothing good to drink here unless we want to end up like those fools!" Suddenly Birdo notices a mustachioed man in the corner casually stealing al the toad's coins. After he has drained a toad's life savings from its pockets he tosses it into the growing flame. Waluigi gives a hearty laugh. "WAHAHAHAHA!" Birdo immediately falls in love with him and runs and grabs his hand and the two leave the bar together. This here is a story of true love oh yes it is. Waluigi gazed into Birdo's eyes. "I've only just now met you but I feel as if I've known you for a millenia. Come with me my little June bug let us start a life for ourselves away from here. Suddenly Yoshi comes running in. "Hands off my girl dawg!" Waluigio quickly pull a revolver and shoots Yoshi directly in the head and Birdo sucks him into her mouth but slowly begins to choke on his corpse. Birdo slowly dies in Waluigi's arms. A twitching Yoshi tail sticks out of her gigantic mouth. Waluigi points the gun to his head and quickly ends his life.
THE END