Miyuki: I am currently obsessed with this couple, along with this series.

Roy: *Burns something*

Riza: *Shoots something*

Miyuki: *facepalm* Well , I typed down this piece of crap because anime characters are haunting my dreams, and this happened in one of my dreams. Enjoy. Or not enjoy, depending on what you like.

Disclaimer Man: Satomi-tono-

Miyuki: Damn straight you worship me, kohai. *evil smirk*

Disclaimer Man: *glares at me*As I was saying, Satomi-tono does not own FMA, Roy or Riza, or , but she does apparently own me.

~With Riza~

"Sir?" I asked. Roy Mustang, the great flame alchemist had fallen asleep on his work, looking absolutely innocent and carless. So unlike his awakened self. "Sir. Please wake up." I said again. This time, he muttered a sound. "Sir, you have to get up. Now." I stated, my tone harsher than before.

"Not now Riza-chan…"he muttered into his sleeve. I felt my face grow hot at him adding 'chan' to the end of my given name. Great. Just great. Here I was, the Riza Hawkeye, known for impeccable aim and outstanding self-control and loyalty, blushing like a schoolgirl in front of my commander. Would anyone I know NOT laugh at this? No. I shook the blush away.

"I'll tell you one more time, sir. Get up now." Drowsily, he began to sit up. He looked up at me with sleepy eyes. Adorable, onyx, sleepy eyes. "Sir, you're going to be late for your-"

"Meeting!" His eyes shot open, suddenly wide awake. He jumped up and ran towards the door trying to get his gloves on… and he forgot to open the door. SMACK. So maybe he wasn't quite wide awake. He stumbled around for a split second before opening the door and exiting. He was, and I don't been to be immature or anything, so fricken hot. I sighed and leaned on his desk. I was about to get up and leave, but something caught my eye. It was the document he was using for a pillow, basic paper with printed words on it, but in the margin of the page there were… doodles? I picked up the page and tried to make sense of the handmade scribbles. At the top of the margin, there was a picture of a birds' head. A lot of detail had gone into the eye, not so much into the rest. There were a couple other mindless doodles of some girl and… a name? Riza Mustang waswritten in fancy script that was girly but sharp. It was underlined with hearts around it. Now why did he do that? Oh shit, was this what I thought it was?Doki. Doki. My heart pounded in my chest.You know what? I'm just going to put this paper back where I got it from and pretend the last- I checked the clock- 3 minutes of my life had never happened.

Miyuki: So I was hoping someone could explain some things to me. Firstly, how does the title 'RoyAi' combine both of their names, because as far as I can see, Riza's name is not there? Secondly, is EdWin considered insect? Because Ed called her parents auntie and uncle, so that makes them cousins. I'm only on volume 10, so I don't know if the Rockbells are actually related to the Elrics, or if they're just some people who are like aunts and uncles. So yeah.

Roy: Excuse me unknown-san, but may I please see your identification card for entry to the military?

Miyuki: Eh? I don't think I need a card... I'm with fanfiction?

Roy: What the hell is that?

Riza: Sir, who is this child?

Roy: I don't know.

Miyuki: Well, you see, Fanfiction is something where fans of a fiction write stories about something. Normally I would have called you onto the stage and erased your memory after all of the story was finished, but I couldn't do that this time because-

Roy: Take her to the jail cells, Lt. Hawkeye.

Riza: Yes, Colonel. *starts dragging me away*

Miyuki: NOOOOOOOOOO! HELP MEEEEEEEE!

Brett: Lol.