Ino's Train of Thought

Summary: It's almost a nasty way of letting her feelings out, but she does it anyway. And sometimes she doesn't even feel like properly naming those mentioned in her thoughts. [Pointless drabble]
Sorry about the interpretation for all the nicknames, I just hope they were comprehensible.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ino or Naruto. Kthx

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I noticed, he likes to be quiet, really quiet.

Especially around his friends, I can understand why.

He doesn't want anyone to find out his bonds so enemies can use them against him.

But what an idiot.

He was the last of his clan, out of two actually, and was planning to kill the other surviving member.

You could just tell in his onyx eyes somewhere, just somewhere, he wanted his clan to come back, six times the amount of people there were when they all died.

And plus, if you don't make bonds, how are you going to find someone who will let you do that to them?

I mean like, screw your brains out until you have at least 20 children!

Excuse me for being so crude, ahem.

Anyway, he confused me yet I understood in him in so many ways.

I could be up there with Sakura, but I just don't spend enough time with the chicken head, since I'm not on his team.

I dedicated most of my life to him too.

I grew out my hair, trained harder, practically went on five diets a day for the little punk, but in the end...

I lost.

I lost to pink-haired, forehead girl.

And they say people go for hot blonds, ha.

I've changed my direction of thinking, it surprises even me who I like now.

I don't like cool, ravenous, mysterious punk kid with some thought of a journey to seek revenge and power.

Nope, I like the guy who's so smart that he's partially immobile and all lazy.

I'm like pinky in a way, you know?

I yell at him all day just like she does to the doofus with even brighter blond hair than mine.

I scold him and punish him but in less violent ways than forehead girl.

How I started to like him, I don't know...

But because I like him, it's easy to get persuaded to like other guys by just one compliment.

Like that guy who almost looks like duck butt, except smiles a lot more.

And a lot creepier, eugh...

He said I was pretty, ah, someone who actually admits it in public!

I think I fell in love, and Sakura's actually jealous!

I mean that explains why she went on a killing spree after the poor boy, right?

Well, when I think about it again... He's really just not too much of my type.

I mean, can you believe it?!

I heard he makes fun of guys dicks all day!

Talk about being small, hehe.

But it's not like I talk about boys all day.

Jeeze, I'm not shallow, you know?!

I mean I care about all my girlfriends too.

Like oh so shy Hinata and her family problems with Hiashi, the tyrant.

Maybe I should do a mind control jutsu over him and make him compliment her.

That way she'll stop fainting all the time!

And then there's Tenten, always working so hard.

I've never really paid attention to her...

Maybe because she's just so busy training with big brows and fate boy.

And then there's pinky, she's fine, I guess.

You know, except the whole finding duck butt expedition she and loudmouth are working on...

Duck butt always gets so much attention, in and out of the village!

Maybe I should go on a journey too!

I'll leave tomorrow!

-Ino

P.S. Chouji, stop eating all the meat and Asuma, chew some of that anti-smoking gum I heard so much about!

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Ahaha, while I was typing this up, it made me laugh, I hope you do too.
First fanfic in a while, R&R!