A/N: Hi, my name is Scarlet Darkness Shadow Forest, I had short black hair and purplee eyes and pail skinl. I liv with Dante Sparta at Devil May Cri.e. I LOOOOOOVE MCR and GC and Gerard Way is THE HOTEST GUY EVAr! I think Tara Gilesbie wrote the best fanfic ever! She is my inspiriation for this statory. Now to to the story
I satterd at Dantee's deswkm reading one of his pron mags, I was wering a plain black Gerard Way tshirt, that had a pic of him on the front and his namee on the back and a pair of blants punts. All of asudeeden something fat fell on my hade. I lokked at swhat is was, it was….CHIBI DANTE!11111!
I scremed and threw him at the wokl. He started crying ters of blod, loking at me with his big secy blue eyse, he looked just like a baby Gerard Way. I gasoed and had an orgiasham, cuz he loked soooo hot111!
I woked over to him and huggied him. "its ok, I don't hate you."
"YOUD ONT UNDERTAND1111!" He scremed and ran off.
I blunked and chasded ater him. "Dante wat!11! I lovee you!1111!"
Dantee sudedly stuped ranning, "RLLY?11"
"Yed!1211" I yielded.
He smelled and glomped me, suddenly Vergil came.
I gospded as he stabed Dante, Vergil loked SOOOOOOOO HOT AND SEXY, he loked just loike Gerard Way. I ran over to him an dkized him. I took off his cloths and he tookedd of moine and he put his 'thingy' in my 'you know what' and we screweeed. "Oh, Vergil Vergioli" I scremed as I had an orgiasm, but then suddedly rembred Dante was lying blleding and I gosped and pulld away.
"DSante!111 Dante111! Dont die!" I yielded nealing nexct to him. "!" I yielded, shaking him vilently.
A/N: tell me, wuz it god? Plz review!