Notes :

All the characters are alive except the female noble PC, who died in the fight with archdemon. Alistair was with the grey warden at the rooftop, but she took the final blow instead of Alistair. Losing the only person he likes in the team and having to become the king of Denerium, Alistair starts to shows some ... weird happenings...

4 days after the victory

Wynne walks slowly in the castle of denerium, holding a pair of unwashed socks in her hands as she approach a unusually large door with the words " DO NOT DISTURB " painted on it. Wynne gently knock on the door and said, " Alistair? Are you still in there? It's 2 in the afternoon!"

"Go away"

"Alistair, you have dentist appointment at 3, its not wise to anger Dr. Jorwin. Speaking of Jorwin, who knew blood magic could help in the fight against gingivitis? Speaking of gingivitis, do you know that ... ...", Wynne began her classic dry and whiny talk about healthy gum and regrets about not asking her apprentices to eat more vegetables.

"Alright, alright, shut up already", the door opened and an unshaved man in only his underwears opened the door.

"Maker's breath! Dress yourself up, young man! You'll give the old woman a heart attack!"

"Just die already, anyway, what is the re-eal reason your here, mage," Alistair spoke as he squint his eyes a little.

Wynne lifts his hands and showed Alistair a pair of socks, "Do you know what this is?"

"Socks?"

"Unwashed socks."

"Okay..?"

"Unwashed socks with the letters "A-L-I-S-T-A-I-R" knitten on it, and with a little pink bunny sticker on it"

"(Gasp)"

"And its on my pillow last night."

"Stop talking in circles! You mages always talks 3 sentences while you can summarise them into one! Can you just get to the point!"

"You really aren't bright aren't you? I'm simply implying that your socks arent suppose to on my pillows, what are you doing last night, Alistair?"

"Erm... those ... ... are ... .. aren't my socks. Yes, They're demonic! See that bunny sticker? I bet its the Morrigan's insignia! It's one of her tricks to destroy my reputation, that must be it!"

Wynne rolled her eyes, "Alistair, you need to keep your sanity together, you are a king now, and you have responsibility to .. (blah, blah blah).

"(Groan) Fine, fine, I'm sorry. Can't a king grieve for losing someone so important over four days. Wait a minute, I think I can! Since I'm am - the - king , I - can ... er... I can enforce a law that force people to grieve whenever their love ones die! It's flawless!"

"You know you are too stupid to make laws Alistair, dont try." Arl Eamon speaks as he briefly walks pass the two.

"I am a king now, you can't talk to me like that, Eamon! I'll have you setenced to death, or something like that!" Alistair shouted as Eamon slowly walks down the stairs.

"I'm afraid you are too stupid to do that too," Wynne spoke, as if she's disappointed.

"Why the hell did i agree to become king?" Alistair whispers to himself.

"My speculations is that the answer to that question is that you're too stupi ... " Alistair used shield pommel on Wynne.