Title: "Super Special Bounce"
Author: Pirate
Turner
Rating: R due to sexual content
Summary: Tigger
proves to Eeyore what Tiggers do best in this 100-word
drabble.
Warnings: Slash
Disclaimer: Eeyore, Tigger, and Winnie
the Pooh are © & TM A. A. Milne and Disney, neither of which are
the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is © &
TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work
of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
"Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!" Eeyore's head bobbed up and down as Tigger jumped repeatedly all around him. He bounced over every possible available inch of the woods that surrounded them before setting his sights back on Eeyore. "Special bounces is what Tiggers do even better 'n best!" He promptly bounced Eeyore.
Eeyore's bray echoed throughout the woods, and he continued to bray for help as Tigger bounced harder and harder. He brayed for all he was worth and silently swore that he would never, ever, ever again lament not having a fucking buddy or, rather, a bouncing buddy!
The End