Me: Hi welcome to the "Strip down the Espadas Show" Wahahahahahahaha!
Orihime: Yaaaaa! STRIP PARTY! (Begins taking off clothes)
Me: Wait! Not that kind strip party! Here we expose the Espadas deepest and darkest secrets! Wahahahahahahaha! I will make them all suffer!
Orihime: (looks at me like I'm demented) But what have they ever done to you?
Me: Well…I got it! Stark for being lazy! Barragan for being an old fart! Halibel for having such big boobs! (I'm jealous!) Ulquiorra for being so gloomy! Nnoitra for being an enemy to the female race! Grimmjow for having wicked hair (note to self: ask him where he gets his jell!) what's-he's-face for having a stupid looking Zanpakutō! Szayel for having pink hair and being gay! Yammy for being overweight!
Orihime: Wow! ...You really don't like them do you?
Me: No! I LOVE them. Except for the pervert (throws a knife at Nnoitra's picture.)
Me: Anyway, basically you ask questions and they'll answer. Simple! Now where is my tranquilizer?
Orihime: Eh…why do you need a tranquilizer?
Me: What?! haven't you heard of an ambush! Do you think they come willingly! you got to knock them out then tie them up and ship them here!
Orihime: But aren't the Espada dangerous?
Me: Don't worry I've got it all planed out!
Orihime: Ok then…while she's committing suicide, you should send some questions so eh… her parents can put it on her grave.
Me: Don't worry I won't die! But please send questions so I can post them! And also for every chapter you'll get to vote on which Espada to interview. So send those messages! (Note: you can also vote for ex-Espadas like Nel)