Pizza Steve was in the RV, sitting on the couch. Honey walked up, and sat next to him.
He crawled on to her, climbing up her boobs, and asat on them, his tiny pizza face in her smooth human face.
"Hay babe, wanna do something fun?" Pizza Steve waggled his nonexistent eye bros, licking her boobs with his abnormally long tongue. Which was amazing, because he was still standing on her boobs with his tiny crust feets.
"Ooh...Fun?" Honey liked fun as much as she liked Pizza Steve. Which was a lot. She had many fantasies about him, her, and a baby human-pizza hybrid.
"Ye" he replied "Cum with me"
He led her to a bedroom, which wasn't Mr. Gus' room and it definitely wasn't Uncle Grandpa's room, as she had done the do with Pizza Steve in both rooms. It wasn't Pizza Steve's room either, because his room was a box of Pizza.
The room had deep red velvet walls, a bed with cheetah print sheets, and lush, black carpeting.
Pizza Steve opened a drawer. He tossed lacey lingerie at her.
"Put this on" He pulled a giant condom the size of his face. This was looking promising.
Honey took the garment and put it on, and came back.
Pizza Steve had somehow procured a ginormous sausage in his crotch area. Many questions came to Honey's head. Where did it come from? Where does it go? Where did it come from? Sausage down low
"Well babe? You gonna do it?"
"Oh I'm gonna do it."
She ran into bed, and they starting making out. Soon they were taking the train to pleasure town.
Honey rode him like a majestic stallion. Yeeeeehaw. He came cheese.
Honey ate the cheese, and put his sausage in her mouth. She deep throated his sawsage, shoving it almost completely down.
This turned on Pizza Steve in ways I can't even describe. "AW YESS KEEP IT UP HONEY! OH YEAH!" He moaned like a porn star
She kept it up, drinking his sweet cheesey fluids. Pizza Steve enjoyed her plump lips on his large sausage dong. Then, she made her way back up to his face. She licked his pepperonis, delicately, teasingly tugging at them. Only, she tugged to hard. It came off.
"Oops I bit off your nip-nop" she said. But it tasted good. It tasted as good as his sweet cheesey reproductive juice. She put it in her mouth and ate it. Then, she ripped off his other pepperoni, stuffing it in her mouth.
He was now no nip steve.
"Honey! YOU ATE MY NIPPLeSAA!"
"I'm sorry babe I'll suck you to make it better!" She continued to suck the Pizza man's limp saugasue.
It tasted so good, she sucked and took a bite out of it, stearing apert, she chewed it, and swallowed it. Pizza Steve screamed, but not in pleasure, in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" said Pizza Steve. He was screaming in pain. "My dick! my diiiiiick!"
She ate what was left of the sausage, and starting chewing on him.
"Honey what are you doing?"
Honey continued to eat her boyfriend. She ate every last bit of his cheesey, crusty, meaty pizza body, except his shades.
She burped as the deed was done. She left the room holding the one thing that was left of what was once her boyfriend.
Mr. Gus was in the living room. He looked at Honey, who's mouth was covered in cheese, she was half naked, and holding Pizza Steve's shades. That belonged to Pizza Steve.
"Did you do it?" he asked her
"I did it." she replied, handing Mr. Gus the shades.
Mr. Gus stood up, picked up Honey, took her to his room, and they fucked hard.
The whole ordeal was a plan made by Mr. Gus, as he and Honey had fallen in love, and were secretly having an affair for the past 6 months. Honey didn't want to break up with Pizza Steve, as it would destroy his fragile ego, so Mr. Gus decided it'd be easier to kill him.
However, what they didn't know is that Honey got pregnant with Pizza Steve's child right before she ate him, and the baby would be due in nine months.
~Fin~
