ZUKO THE PUSSY SLAYER
Once upon a time there was a super sexy teenager with a badass scar named Zuko. He is super hot and everybody wants to bang him but there is one problem…
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So anyways, there was this super hot girl that came into his tea shop asking for work.
"AAAYYEEEEEE SHE GOT DA BOOTAYYYY!" exclaimed Zuko's uncle hiding a raging penis mountain. Galvanized, Xing Nu threw her laundry all over Zuko's bed.
"LET"S GET WASTED!"
Suddenly the Saki was flowing and the lights were fading.
"Roll up dat blunt" exclaimed the uncle, who was for some reason still there. He mixes the weed with his ginseng tea and left the room, looking for cheeeeesa bols.
"How badly do you need this job?" Zuko whispered in her ear.
"Hella"
He smiled creepily.
"Good."
He grasped at her barely there milk sacks and they started sucking face. Soon Zuko was using white boy language for suck my dick and pressing her head down towards his crotch.
Xing Nu unzipped his cool Asian pants and yanked them away quickly before sucking him off. *insert manly grunting* (ex., ughhhh, unfff, gdrjkg, ahhh, yeeee, mmmmm, uhuhuh).
He then decided to return the favor and dove under the covers to taste her sweet vajayjay juice. She came instantaneously.
He then slipped his trouser meat into her fun house. After two minutes of intense pleasure and penetration Zuko screamed out.
"GET READY" Zuko yelled, "FOR THE FLAMING PENIS!"
Zuko came in a flood of flame and semen.
Xing Nu blinked, staring off at the white lights.
"Where am I?" she whispered.
"Welcome to heaven" said a man clad in all white.
"Really?" Xing Nu inquired.
"No motherfucker. You're in a hospital!" the man started to walk away. "Fuckin idiot".
"Wait! Why am I here? Last I know I was getting fucked real good and now I'm here".
"Zuko comes fire."
"Oh"
"He burned your cervix pretty severely" the man exclaimed and sat down next to her. "You're also pregnant."
THIS HAS BEEN A PSA. USE PROTECTION.