Prologue
Once upon a t—"Whoa whoa whoa wait what? Hold on. Once upon a time? Are you serious? That's such a stupid beginning! This book isn't intended for little kids so don't try to use the beginning of a little kids fantasy book! First of all anything that begins with Once Upon A Time doesn't start with action it starts with…I don't know unicorns and rainbows and all that bull." But…
"Here just—"
"Scio. Stop bothering the narrator. He's the person who could randomly put you into a little pink dress."
"Fine…don't expect me to suck up to him now that I said all that." Ahem…well then…I suppose I should try a new opening…since one of the character seems unhappy with the one I had come up with.
Day time, a small quaint town called Alkúra…