Chapter 1: A Disaster Awaits!
We open the story as we see a large bus moving down the road as we drift inside and see the superstars of the World Wrestling Entertainment.
Inside we see Rob Van Dam who looks like he is high on something sat near the front as he has a big smile on his face. Also The Rock who is fast asleep as every few moments he mutters to himself... 'Superstar' ... 'The Great One' ... 'Gimme some pie woman' ... in his sleep. Further back we also see Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mankind having a sing a long drinking beer and are both totally pissed...
Austin: 99 bottles of beer on the wall..
Foley: 99 bottles of beer...
Austin: You gulp one down!
Foley: And fart aloud...
Both: 10 bottles of beer on the wall...!hic!
Meanwhile further up front are some of the other superstars, Team Angle are all playing cards together (**playing snap, as it is all they know**), also Brock Lesnar is sat next to the Big Show with both their heads resting against each other asleep. Kane is sat with the Undertaker and The Hardys and Lita are sat together with Lita on Matt's knee kissing each other as Jeff looks on with a disgusted look in his face. Also up front is sat Vince McMahon with his daughter Stephanie and wife Linda. Sat behind is Ric Flair and Triple H.
Flair: You know, whooo, this is gonna be a hell of a great time, whoooo.
HHH: I know, I finally get to spend some time with Stephanie. God she still hasn't put out for me yet.
Flair: Maybe, whoooo, you need to show her who the man is around here, whoooo.
HHH: How can I with that damn Vince around. He is always watching over her.
Flair: You let me take care of him and Linda, whoooo.
HHH: Do you have to keep saying that as well?
Flair: I'm sorry, whooo. It is just that I have said it, whoooo, so many times in my life, whooo, that i can't stop it now, whooo.
We move forward as Vince turns to Linda.
Vince: Look at him, he's wasted again. (**Pointing to RVD**).
Linda: I think we may have to let him go you know.
Steph: But the crowd love him?
Vince: Yes but he is nearly always out of it.
Steph: Do you want me to have a word with him.
Vince: If you want but it won't work.
Stephanie stands up and moves over to RVD who is sat with a stoned smiling expression on his face!
Steph: Rob, we need to talk.
RVD: Do you know who I am.. (**he stands up**) ... I'm D R V (**doing his hands impression**).
Suddenly the bus swerves as RVD bumps forward and knocks Stephanie into the back of the driver who loses control of the bus as it crashes through some woods and eventually comes to a stop hitting a tree as the driver goes smashing through the window and lands about 25 feet from the bus. All the other superstars and all over the place, some on top of others.
Vince: Jesus, is everyone all right?
All the wrestlers start getting to their feet as Vince opens the door and everyone steps out slowly.
Vince goes over to the driver and checks on him.
Vince: He's dead. What the hell hapened?
Steph: I don't know. The driver swerved then RVD bumped into me and I knocked the driver. The next thing I was on the floor with RVD on top of me.
HHH: (**Whispers**) Lucky bastard.
Vince comes back and joins the group as they look around.
Vince: Well it looks like we are stuck here. The coach is wrecked!
HHH: So is RVD!
RVD is still sat on the floor of the bus with a smiling face.
Vince: Look, I think we had better make our way somewhere. See if there is a place nearbye for now.
Taker: I agree, we need to get a move on, it will be dark soon.
Angle: Dark, Dark! Well let's get moving come on.
Angle starts walking forward with a worried look on his face like he is scared of the dark?
The all follow him as Kane picks up RVD over his shoulder and walks behind.
As Brock is about to leave last he hears some noises from the trunk of the coach. He goes over and listens to it...
?: Yo Mother F****** let me out, if you don't I'll knock you all out... (**banging on the door**)
Brock opens it as out falls John Cena. He gets up off the ground and looks around.
Cena: What the hell hapened here. Did Big Show let one go again?
Brock: No, we crashed! Come on, we are gonna see if we can find somewhere.
After about half an hour walking the light starts getting a little dull as they continue their journey on.
Angle: Look, lights! (**Pointing ahead**).
Vince: At last somewhere to stay, come on everybody.
They all walk on as the walk through the mud on the ground as it starts to rain and they rush forward towards the lights... not realising that they have just stepped over which place they are in...
We look down as we see a sign...
WELCOME TO
ELM STREET!
Population: 1 ... and 3 Maniacs!
(**The population has over 100 people but was crossed out to reveal just the 1!**)
We continue on as the Superstars all rush forward towards the building they see before them.