So.. There have been ALOT of stories written about the guys from Smosh Games, (Understatement of the last 2 years!) BUT! I have yet to see any FEM! stories. THE HORROR! so i decided to make the possible first Smosh Games fic in which I have made David Moss (Lasercorn) into a girl, Davina Moss (Still Lasercorn). This was just a thought I had randomly and have absolutely no idea where this is going.
So I present you with this!
DISCLAIMER: The guys own themselves and all that jazz.
WARNING: Language and possible suggestive themes/stereotyping/sexism?
It would have been just an average Monday for Davina Moss, had she woken up in her own bed, had she not have been in a different State and had she not have gotten tickets to go to Comic Con! Davina had been saving up for months to make sure she was able to go, and had kicked up a fuss at work to make sure that she got all her jobs done, no fucks given about anyone else or their problems. Her boss had been impressed and given her the time off so she could be apart of the chaotic mess of video game heaven. Davina had nearly transformed into a squealing, jumping, insane but happy mess right there and then.
But why had she wanted to go to Comic Con in the first place? Simple; she liked to play video games and did so without shame. In fact she could give a few guys a serious sprint for their money when it came to beating games. Her dad had introduced her to the wonderful, nerdy world of video games as a kid and she had never gotten out of playing them. Even when she started bringing playing cards into school, and got teased for it. It really didn't matter to her, every insult, comment, she brushed it of with ease and a one figured salute.
Getting up was actually fairly easy for Davina, who would usually sleep through her alarm with no care. Walking into the hotel bathroom Davina looked at herself in the mirror. With her wide brown eyes, that seemed to stare creepily at you even if she was looking away, shoulder length brown hair you could easily overlook Davina and pass her off as some weird chick with big eyes. But that would mean you would miss the bright smile and mischievous glint that came with her almost childlike enthusiasm and wonderment. So in short, Davina Moss not your average girl, not by a long shot.
Cleaning herself up took less time then what most girls would have thought being acceptable for going out in public, but somehow, Davina made it work. Slipping on her faded jeans and Deadpool shirt that was far too big for her, Davina slipped into a comfortable pair of shoes, grabbed her phone, purse and hotel key before walking out her suit.
Onward to Comic Con!, Davina thought while walking onto the streets of San Diego.
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Davina's POV
It was super easy to find the building where Comic Con was being held, just look for the crazy people in utterly outrageous costumes. Seriously! How long do some of those things take to make!? Its insane! I felt kinda intimidated being surrounded by all these people in cosplay, but then I saw that there were some people who had decided not to wear any costumes and so gave a few a smile as they walked passed. There were a few guys that gave me glares as I walked around looking at all the cool stuff that were around, it didn't bother me as much as it used to so I forgot about them and focused on my true goal:
GET AWESOME MERCH!
It didn't take long for me to spot a really cool Deadpool poster that just looked badass from every angle. Deadpool is kind off my hero and favorite Marvel character ever... I may have a tiny crush on him but it's not something unusual thing to have a crush on a fictional character so, I feel no shame. I asked how much it was and it took seconds for me to be holding the poster in my hands and doing my best not to damage it in any way. After wandering around the Con for a good couple of hours, I started to get hungry and so decided to hunt down some late breakfast/early lunch and discover San Diego. After a quick stop to drop the poster off in my hotel room, before hitting the streets, again. Finding a little cafe I sat down with a coffee and little snack and started browsing the internet for random stuff.
I found a ad asking for a gamer who had experience in playing Starcraft. I had been playing Starcraft as if I were on crack since a friend introduced it to me a while back. Shrugging to myself I filled out an application form and emailed it to the company, not expecting a reply and sat back to think about what it meant if I got the job. I had been planing to quit my job for weeks now, it was just becoming to boring and repetitive. I was too absorbed in my thoughts that the hand that came into my vision made me jump a bit. Looking up I recognized one of the guys that had given me a odd look at Comic Con, I knew what about to happen and sighed. Here we go again, I thought.
"Does that shirt belong to you?" The guy asked. I rolled my eyes.
"Well its on my body so, yeah. Its mine. Your point being?"
"Girls shouldn't play video games, or express an interest in anything like that. Its not really..." The guy trailed off.
"Its not what? Its not 'girly'? Well tough shit. I'm not gonna stop doing something I love because its different, so suck it." I crossed my arms over my chest and glared at the guy expectedly. What do ya say to that fucker?
"You know you'll never get a boyfriend if you keep doing what your doing."
"I don't give two fucks! Now piss off!" I was beyond annoyed. No one, but me, had the right to decide whether or not I got a boyfriend or not. Who the fuck did this guy think he was?!
After that incident, I decided to head back to Comic Con for another look around, all the while thinking about what that guy had said to me. What if hes right?, I thought, What if I never get a boyfriend?
Don't be stupid, I scolded myself for thinking about such things. When your ready Davina and the right man comes along, then you can think about this kind of thing.
"Until then, operation Comic Con Commence, again!" I yelled to no one in particular while walking back in the direction of the Con, all the while laughing at the odd stares that people gave me.
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