A/N: Hey, people. This is a story I wrote just for fun. Since Jesse is my favorite character, I always wondered how he felt when Pam and Danny got married. And that's what this story is about. I got the idea to write this from reading snowwhitescreamqueen's story, "A Full House Divided", and I wanted to write one like it. It's not exactly the same, so I'm not plagiarizing. =) Anyway, this is in Jesse's point of view. Hope you like it! (Sorry if the title doesn't make sense, but trust me, it will soon.)

~IlluminatiGirl

D.J.

Part One- Chapter One

"I don't want to go," I told Pam.

"Too bad," she replied, "Danny invited you. It would be rude not to go."

I groaned and flopped onto the couch. "Tell him I'm sick. Tell him I broke my leg. Tell him I'm in a coma!"

"Jesse, you're coming, and that's that." Pam said firmly.

"Why does he even want me to come on your date, anyway?" I asked.

"It's not a date," she told me. "We're just going to the movies. Joey's coming, too."

"Oh, no, not Joey!" I whined. "Isn't he the Neat Geek's annoying comedian friend?"

Pam gave me a look. "Stop calling Danny the 'Neat Geek'," she scolded.

"But he's neat, and he's a geek." I reminded her. "Nicknames are supposed to suit people."

She sighed, not wanting to argue with me.

"Well, what if I get grounded?" I asked. "Then I can't go, right?"

She thought for a second. "Well, I guess not-"

"Mom!" I yelled. "I broke your vanity mirror!"

"Jesse!" Pam exclaimed. Trying a different approach, she said, "Look, Danny said he'll buy popcorn for all of us."

"Free popcorn?" I repeated. "Alright, I'll come."

"What's that, Jesse?" my mom called.

"Oh...nothing!" I yelled back.

"Thanks, Jess." Pam said gratefully. "You won't regret this."

"I wouldn't bet on that if I were you. What movie are we seeing?"

"Wind in the Prairie."

I stared at her. "Ohh...I am so going to regret this..."

"Please don't blow this, okay?" she pleaded. "I really love Danny, and I know he loves me, so behave."

"Behave? Me? Do you know who you're talking to?"

"Yes, and that's the problem." Pam teased. "The movie is about three hours long, so try not to fall asleep."

I groaned again. "I am really, really going to regret this..."

Sorry for the short chapter, I'll post more soon. =D