I know that I really need to be writing on my other stories but this one was WAYYYYY to hilarious to ignore! 'kay, here it is...

Previously...

Dear son,
It has recently come to our attention that you re-incarnated yourself along with making new guardians.
Your mother says shame on you for doing so by the way.
We will be coming to visit again to observe these new creatures and to make sure your original 'sons' are alright after you decided to leave them before your destined time. We shall arrive tomorow morning at the latest, be prepared for the unexpected boy. P.s. your mother will get the angels from their unneeded NEW mistress.
With love,
Mom and Dad...

Clow- now Eli's face paled as the letter- to him- dropped to the floor like a boulder making a sound in the silent room that would have been worthy of the crater such an act would leave.
"RUBY MOON, SPINNER SUN come quickly!" Bellowed the young magician as he hopped from his favorite centuries old red arm chair and began pacing franticaly."Master, master where are you!" Both guardians yelled simaltaniously fearing for their master's well-being. When the pair finaly found their master they both sweat-dropped relizing that the boy had nearly given them heart attacks for nothing in particular, or so they hoped anyway.
"Yes master?" Spinner- or as Ruby liked to call him Suppi- asked tentatively aproaching his 'father's' panic stricken face. "Clow Reed's parents are coming later today into early tomorow to evaluate you two and to check up on their grandchildren.
Dress for the best and present yourselves humbly lest we be bombarded with statements of 'why didn't you teach these hellians better manners'. Your- dare I say- technical grandparents will do the rest.
Ruby felt her posture sag at the mention of their new task but Spinner looked positively giddy to empress his elders.
"typical", Ruby muttered but straitened up as soon as a sorceror with long black hair akin to her master in appearence popped up from out of nowhere RIGHT in front of HER!"Ahhhh!" The young moon-maiden screamed as she fell none to gently on her behind from the sheer shock of the situation."Well, little Yue never would do that. Your to excitable to be a true moon-guardian." The man observed with a smirk." Your early, and I know you and mother don't aprove but it still gives you no right to do that to them." Came he voice of Clow from her master's throat.

At the Kinomoto residence...

"Oh Kero! Yue! Darlings where are you!" Called Clow's mother Jade."Okaa-san!" Screamed Keroberos as he stormed down the stairs not seeming to notice Yue until he had colided with the cantancarous guardian at the botom of the stairs.
"Keroberos, get OFF!" Yue screamed. Wisely choosing that moment to step in Jade cooed to her two favorite- not to mention ONLY in her books- grandchildren,"Nana Jade has brought you presents, come be the sweet little angels you and I both know you are and recieve them!"Sakura anime fell at the sacrine tone of the mysterious womans voice but didn't say a word after reciving a glare from the sweet old woman making her seem more hostile than even Li once had.
Yep, she was definately from the Li family. There was absolutely no doubt in her mind about that.
After the gift giving and openings were done Kero ended up with a little... OMG it's a frilly PINK DRESS. Sakura didn't dare laugh, however Yue left the room momentarily to gather himself in the living room when she sensed more magic signatures enter the house. Sakura inwardly groaned. Just more repair bills she'd have to pay for, maybe she should make Yue and Kero find jobs?

Clow/Eli's POV...

When we welcomed ourselves in the the first thing that greeted us was a rich-alto laugh."OMG!" Ruby squealed. "Yue's actualy laughing! And not wearing the totaly same outfit that always looks so stiff and stupid!"
On both counts she was correct. Instead of his pristine judgement robes the moon guardian was wearing a cerulean yukata with traditional white bottoms. The edges of the outfit were elegantly lined in silver floral patterns.
All-in-all the outfit looked rather expensive so was mostlikely one of his mother's gifts- unless Clow had made it for Yue and he had just forgotten. Another thing out of place he noticed was that- as Ruby had pointed out- Yue was laughing uncontrolably. Oh god, is the world gonna end over this uncharacteristic events!
"Um, Yue what is so funny exactly?" Asked Spinner trying to seem unfaces by the maniacaly laughing Yue.
"Kero... bero... he...he's... that outfit! There!" Yue pointed as Jade came down the stairs holding a content plush version of Kero wearing a pink dress covered in gaudy gold frills and nursing a baby bottle of warm milk.
This time the whole room burst into another bout of laughter as Kero cried into his grandmother's chest that he was being picked on. So to protect her precious kitten from aquiring a wounded pride she magicked rolling pins to hit everyone but her other precious- Yue- on he head. BONK! "Pretty birdies :} ." The group of wack-job magicians muttered before passing out stone-cold on the Avlon's carpet. Sakura's last thoughts on the matter were,"Hoeee! How am I going to explain this to dad and Tori!"

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