"He is so gonna kill us!" Laughed Jacob as he and Edward exited the garage.
"He definitely won't be friendly until he knows where the real one is!" Agreed Edward. He and Jacob had been planning a joke to play on Emmet for a long time, and they decided when he went on a date with Rosalie would be the perfect time.
"How much longer 'till he gets back?"
Edward looked ahead and smiled. "In about five, four, three, two, one!" They could hear Emmet's loud voice as he pulled into the garage. "Come on," Edward grabbed Jacob's arm. "We need to be as far away from here as we-"
"EDWARD! JACOB! WHERE THE HELL IS MY JEEP?"
"-Can. RUN!"
In the garage Rosalie was still gaping at the thing that was replacing Emmet's Jeep, unsure whether to laugh or be furious. In its place was a little pink battery-powered Barbie Jeep, with a tag that said, "We thought you needed some new wheels. Signed Edward and Jacob!"
Rosalie decided she couldn't pass up an opportunity to go after Jacob, so she decided on being mad. "I'll get that mutt, Emmet!" she shouted as she streaked off into a run.