A.N. I wrote this a while ago, just thought I'd share.
Disclaimer: Nothing new here
Summary: Tennis teams can contain some rather strange and eccentric people, and these friends are no exception. View the oddities of the Seigaku team.
Strange Friends
"Ow nyah! That really hurts!"
His head swiveled around instantly, "Eiji! Are you all right? What happened? What's wrong? Do you need a band aid?"
"That would be good nyah. Th—"
"Oh, do you have a headache too? Do you need an aspirin? I brought two bottles."
"No thanks nyah. D—"
"Or maybe some Tylenol? I brought that too. Or maybe—"
"Oishi!" Eiji exclaimed finally, waving his hand in his doubles partner's face. "It's a paper cut nyah! See? Little, itsy, bitsy, paper cut!"
"O—oh…that's good to hear…"
"Really, nyah, why in the world do you carry all that stuff with you? You're like a walking medicine cabinet!"
x-X-x
"Excuse me, Inui?"
"Yes Oishi? You can come in, the door's open."
"Ah, thank you," Oishi stepped carefully through the chemistry lab door and approached his friend. "You see, I wanted to talk to you about those…juices of yours…"
"Would you like to try some? I have a new batch ready right here."
"Uh, n—no, thank you. Well, actually, I wanted to ask you if you'd mind not bringing those to practice anymore…"
"Here, newest version, guaranteed to improve your athletic abilities."
"Ah—I don't—I'd rather not—hold on a second, Inui! What are those?!"
"What are what? Oh! Those are the latest ingredients used in the very juice in your hand now."
"…Th—the ingredients…are crawling off the table…"
"Indeed, but that is easy to remedy, I will simply need to recollect them later. So how does it taste, Oishi? Oishi? You may not wish to lie on the floor there—the ingredients are headed your way. Oishi?"
x-X-x
"Hey, Fuji-sempai, what's that?"
"Hmm? Oh, these are my cacti. Would you like to meet them?"
"Uh, well…"
"Here, Momo, meet Niku and Mi. Say hi, Momo."
"Uh…hi…?"
"Now isn't that nice? Now shake hands."
"What?! B—but Fuji-sempai, they have thorns! A—and…well—they don't—the thorns—Fuji-sempai!"
x-X-x
"Echizen! Save me!"
"Momo-sempai?"
"Fuji-sempai brought these weird, prickly green things to school and he wants me to shake hands with them! They even have names!"
The younger boy rolled his eyes, "Mada mada dane."
"But—wah! Echizen! Your bag just moved!"
"Huh? Oh, Karupin wanted to come to school with me again."
"…You have got to be kidding…you put your cat in there?!"
x-X-x
"Aww…aren't you cuuute," Fuji cooed happily,
"Fuji—"
"Just look at him…"
"Fuji—"
"Isn't he cute Tezuka?"
"Fuji—"
"Hmm? What? You don't think so? But it's all li'le and kind of furry ne? Aww…"
Tezuka sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Fuji, it's a cactus."
"No," the smiling brunette looked up at him from where he was kneeling next to the kitchen table, the aforementioned potted plant sitting before him on the polished wood at face level. He was grinning even more brightly than normal. "It's a baby cactus."
Owari?
A.N. I know I didn't get everyone, I may or may not add more later on, depends on inspiration. Hope you enjoyed it! And Merry Christmas