Now I just made this story up out of the top of my head so don't poke fun!
It's rather strange and isn't really about much of anything sane, but I
thought I'd put it down anyway just to show you all some of the bizarre
things that tend to pop out of my freakishly demented little mind. Well, I
think that's enough rambling so I'll stop now.
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Narrator: This is the story of Frodo Baggins and Mr. Bad Guy as they were romping and tramping through the castle. Let the battle begin!
Clash! Clang!
The sounds of the two knights fighting filled the dining hall. They fenced round and round in circles, parrying and thrusting. Mr. Bad Guy grabbed a beaker and threw it at his enemy, yelling as he did so.
"Ya! You inane knight!"
As our hero ducked, he gasped with shock at the insult. He hurled himself at his foe, swinging his sword in a high arch. He shouted bravely.
"How dare you! You'll eat your words!"
Mr. Bad Guy was quite taken aback by the ferocity of the attack. Quickly gaining his composure, he took a large carrot and waved it high over his head.
"I'll eat my vegetables first!"
Frodo took an equally large carrot and with it he poked and prodded Mr. Bad Guy until he was forced to step back. Our hero herded him around until they reached the dungeons where he locked him into a large cell. Realizing he was beaten, Mr. Bad Guy slumped down to the floor.
"I never liked vegetables anyway."
This gave Frodo and idea whereupon Mr. Bad Guy was fed only spinach, peas, and acorn squash.
Narrator: Here ends the story.
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It is calling to you. You can not escape its siren call. Out of the abysmal depths of your inner mind, you can feel it calling to you, throbbing in your scull. Wait! There it is! Down in the corner! The review button! You can't stand the pressure! Press it! Press it!
Wigwam, Radish, Aardvark n' Co.: Hurrah! My first review! I'm SO glad you liked it! I wasn't quite sure what other people would think of it. That was a wonderful suggestion about having the Fellowship as Knights of the Round Table so I'm going do it! I've got the first chapter done already and I'll post it as soon as I write a couple more chapters. It's quite silly but no doubt you'll enjoy it. (Hopefully)
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Narrator: This is the story of Frodo Baggins and Mr. Bad Guy as they were romping and tramping through the castle. Let the battle begin!
Clash! Clang!
The sounds of the two knights fighting filled the dining hall. They fenced round and round in circles, parrying and thrusting. Mr. Bad Guy grabbed a beaker and threw it at his enemy, yelling as he did so.
"Ya! You inane knight!"
As our hero ducked, he gasped with shock at the insult. He hurled himself at his foe, swinging his sword in a high arch. He shouted bravely.
"How dare you! You'll eat your words!"
Mr. Bad Guy was quite taken aback by the ferocity of the attack. Quickly gaining his composure, he took a large carrot and waved it high over his head.
"I'll eat my vegetables first!"
Frodo took an equally large carrot and with it he poked and prodded Mr. Bad Guy until he was forced to step back. Our hero herded him around until they reached the dungeons where he locked him into a large cell. Realizing he was beaten, Mr. Bad Guy slumped down to the floor.
"I never liked vegetables anyway."
This gave Frodo and idea whereupon Mr. Bad Guy was fed only spinach, peas, and acorn squash.
Narrator: Here ends the story.
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It is calling to you. You can not escape its siren call. Out of the abysmal depths of your inner mind, you can feel it calling to you, throbbing in your scull. Wait! There it is! Down in the corner! The review button! You can't stand the pressure! Press it! Press it!
Wigwam, Radish, Aardvark n' Co.: Hurrah! My first review! I'm SO glad you liked it! I wasn't quite sure what other people would think of it. That was a wonderful suggestion about having the Fellowship as Knights of the Round Table so I'm going do it! I've got the first chapter done already and I'll post it as soon as I write a couple more chapters. It's quite silly but no doubt you'll enjoy it. (Hopefully)