The Final Ed-venture: The Eds' Final Adventure

Chapter 1: It Begins…

A short, three-haired boy with a yellow shirt (The shirt had a purple collar and red stripe on the left side going down) and a wallet chain in his pocket that stuck out walked alone on the sidewalk. It was a cold, rainy, windy day out, and he felt the freezing rain hit him, and shivered. He felt alone, which was odd for him. Not because he had a lot of friends, but for nearly the opposite. He only had two friends, who happened to share his name of "Edward," however people called the boy Eddy. His dumber friend, in which "Dumber" might be an understatement, was yellow skinned, had horrible hygiene, and taller than Eddy. He also had a unibrow, wore a green jacket and red-white striped shirt, and was called Ed. His other friend was exactly the opposite of Ed except for their friendship, love of jawbreakers, and some other things. His other friend was called "Double D" because his name, Edd, had two D's. He was also a genius and neat freak. He was taller than Eddy also, but just a smidge shorter than Ed. He wore an orange shirt and a black sock on his head. Also, he had a gap in his teeth. But, for the first time in forever, the other two Eds were gone. Eddy knew that they were waiting for him in Edd's house for the presentation of Edd's latest; and according to Edd "greatest," invention. Eddy didn't see why Edd had to have him come over on such a rainy, miserable day and then have to say that he can't let Eddy in for a while because it malfunctioned when he got there with Ed. He was walking back towards Edd's again, where Ed waited acting like a bird bath again. "Ed, get up, we're going to see if Edd can let us in now," Eddy said to Ed, as he walked up to his friend.

"Okey dokey then, Eddy!" Ed said happily, getting up off the lawn, swallowing the water in his mouth, and smiling as him and Eddy walked up to the front door, only for it to open right before Eddy knocked.

"Ed, Eddy," Edd said, an excited look on his face. "Come quickly, it might destabilize soon!" Edd said, as he ran back from the door and down his stairs, followed by Ed and Eddy.

"Whatdya mean, de-table-ise?" Eddy asked, butchering the word "Destabilize" unknowingly. As he walked in and was about to complain about having to stand in the rain for so long he stopped short, seeing the most amazing looking device he had ever seen.

It was a giant circle he saw. The circle had three tubes from the sides that hit a point in the middle that contained a sphere about the size of a jawbreaker, but I'll describe that part later. Not a jawbreaker by our standards, but by the standards the Eds and the others in the cul-de-sac knew. Jawbreakers as large as your head. The circle around the sphere was probably big enough to fit all three Eds in with anyone else they knew to fill up extra space, and there were lights all around the circle. It had two tubes going from the sides and up into the ceiling where they vanished, and Eddy was staring in awe at the whole thing.

The sphere was something even more amazing. It had two sides and the top that were grey, and in the middle of it was clear, with a glowing group of energy rods that glowed red, pink, purple, green, blue, and yellow in a pattern. It seemed to have strange patterns on the grey parts, and the energy rods seemed to be connected to the tubes and provided them energy.

"What is it?" Ed asked in amazement, staring in pure awe. It was more amazing than things he'd seen in his science fiction comics and movies, more heart-stopping than the horror movies and comics he had. It was pure amazement in physical form.

"The first quantum transporter!" Edd yelled in joy. "It can take any event, calculate the probability, and then cause the probability to randomly happen!" Edd explained. "Say we want to see the probability of Eddy making a successful scam tomorrow, we merely type in the event here," Edd explained, as he typed in "Eddy succeeding in a scam tomorrow" into the machine. Numbers flashed and suddenly the numbers stopped flashing. "It is a one to one million, two thousand sixty-nine, eight hundred twenty-three against probability," Edd answered. "To make that probability happen, you push this button," Edd said, hitting a button. The center of the sphere glowed brightly as it reached into quantum mechanics, pulled apart space time for merely a second, and then put an event into the time line and replaced the event that should have happened then with one with the probability it said for Eddy succeeding in a scam tomorrow.

"Wait, does that mean no matter my scam I'll succeed in it tomorrow now?" Eddy asked, thinking he got what happened.

"Correct. It's been determined to happen regardless," Edd explained. "It can do anything, really, as long as its power supply of pure, solid diamond, uranium, and plutonium doesn't run out," Edd explained. "It should work for about ten thousand years," he said, doing some math in his head. Ed's jaw dropped open.

"Can it make Bunions come in peace?" Ed asked, naming his favorite science fiction species of evil aliens, hoping Edd would say yes. Edd nodded, and Ed jumped in the air in joy. "MAKE IT HAPPEN!!" Ed yelled happily, running to the machine. Edd stepped in between the machine and Ed before Ed reached it, and didn't move.

"Ed, any malfunctioning demand that is dangerous could tear apart the entire Universe, destroying everything," Edd explained. "I think its best that you don't play with the machine," he added.

"Relax, Double D, isn't there a cancel button somewhere on it?" Eddy asked, thinking Edd being as cautious as he was would make sure he could cancel anything that would be dangerous. Edd shook his head in shame, and Eddy's eyes popped out of his head. "YOU MEAN THAT ONCE YOU PUT SOMETHING IN YOU CAN'T UNDO IT!!" Eddy yelled in shock.

"I'm afraid not, Eddy," Edd said, and chuckled a solemn, sad laugh. "That's why it's up to me to make sure nothing bad happens. You can change anything that you have altered already, just not directly and it has to be in such a way no one notices you splitting the time line in half," Edd explained. "It's like in Back to the Future; by making changes you split our timeline and go down one, while in another something else happens. The timeline is constantly splitting due to quantum effect, but if we could control quantum nature, we could easily know anything we want!" Edd explained excitedly. "Anyways, what are you thinking of tomorrow's scam?"

"We sell them umbrellas," Eddy said. "Umbrellas we make ourselves," he added, so Edd didn't buy any umbrellas like Eddy knew he would.

"Then they will stay dry, and be happy!" Ed yelled happily, hugging Eddy and Edd in joy. Then we will buy jawbreakers!" Ed yelled, running outside with the two Eds in his arms, only to find that it was later than the three thought.

"Ed, let go!" Eddy said, struggling to get out of his friend's grip along with Edd.

"Sorry," Ed said, letting go and the two fell to the ground and got water splashed in there face as Kevin rode by on his bike to his house.

"DORKS!" a boy with a red hat on backwards with three hairs on the front, and a green shirt and shovel-like chin, yelled back to them as his bike slowly came to a stop in front of his house and he went inside his garage with it. Eddy scowled silently to himself as he got up.

"I suppose we should be glad that tomorrow we won't fail," Edd said, getting up and finding his shirt soaked from water, and sighed. "I have to go home, Mother doesn't like me getting wet when it's cold like this," Edd said, walking to his house. "See you tomorrow, Eddy, Ed!" he said happily, walking inside.

"It's soaking wet out here, Ed," Eddy added out of nowhere. "Let's go to my house and dry off," Eddy said, and Ed nodded in happiness, for he too was drenched. The two walked off towards Eddy's house through the freezing rain, and unfortunately it was right next to that boy's. As they walked in he heard the boy he saw earlier talking about something to do with jawbreakers, and growled. "Stupid Shovel Chin with his jawbreakers," Eddy growled. The boy he was talking about was Kevin, and he hated the Eds. And in truth, only Eddy hated him back. Ed was blissfully unaware Kevin hated them, and Edd just didn't hate anyone really. Well, except for three people but we'll talk of them later, OK?

"What are we going to do Eddy?" Ed said, and then started to shake himself dry like a dog.

"ED! YOU'RE GETTING EVERYTHING WET!" Eddy yelled at his friend as his entire room was splashed with water that came off Ed. He hit his friend in the back of the head like he normally did in these situations and Ed's head literally spun in a circle. Due to the fact they were cartoon characters Ed laughed as it happened and his head slowly stopped spinning.

"Sorry, Eddy, but I forget what the elephant remembers," Ed said happily, as he continued to laugh. Eddy sighed at his friend's stupidity and looked into a drawer. "What are you doing, Eddy?" Ed asked happily, watching him.

"Looking for stuff so Sockhead won't have to nag us to death for material for the umbrellas," Eddy said to Ed. "I think these old shirts can make a sellable umbrella," Eddy said, pulling out some ancient-looking shirts that were probably his brother's when his brother was three. He threw them on the ground, and smiled. "Now we won't have to find stuff tomorrow," Eddy said happily, knowing his scam would work tomorrow made all the difference to make him excited already.

"Then we get jawbreakers, Eddy?" Ed asked Eddy, hoping for 'yes' to be the answer. Eddy nodded, and Ed almost exploded in literal sense in joy. "YAY!! JAWBREAKERS!" Ed yelled happily, hugging his friend so hard that Eddy could barely breath, as Eddy struggled to breath, the clocks in house rang.

"Ding… dong…. Ding… dong, ding dong, ding…dong, ding," The clock chimed, and Ed realized it was nine o'clock. Eddy's clocks rung as many times as it were the hour of the day. At one, they rang once. At two, they rang twice and so on.

"Eddy, I have to go!" Ed yelled, letting his friend go. "My mom said if I'm not in by nine-thirty I'll be in big trouble!!" Ed yelled, as he raced out of Eddy's room in a hurry, Eddy grumbled something as he jumped onto his bed and landed on his back on it. He remembered the time he and his friends tried to make the kids think it was summer still in the middle of fall. Well, actually just him and Ed tried to. Edd didn't know until he figured out what they were doing, and he barely approved. He didn't reveal anything, luckily, but soon enough things revealed themselves for what they really were, and the kids then broke into his house and took all his school supplies. Eddy laughed, at how the next day at school Edd had nothing to write with… then the worst part of the memory came. The Eds were tricked into getting a non-existing home room by the Kankers who pasted the number on the door of the girl's bathroom. They tortured the Eds in the opinion of the Eds'; the Kankers thought they were loving them. "If only I could convince those Kankers we hate them and never want to see them again," Edd said to himself, as he growled. "I should use Edd's machine for that," Eddy said, thinking. "Then I could make all the money I want! I'd be unstoppable!" Eddy yelled happily, standing up and getting off his bed. "I make everything I wanted to happen for me and my friends happen. Me being rich, Nazz going out with me, Kevin being uncool, us Eds being popular, I'll be the greatest!" Eddy yelled happily, as he felt even more excited. "Just can't let Sockhead know, he'll be bound to try to stop me," Eddy said as he lay back down in his bed, set his alarm, and went to sleep…

Eddy's radio played, when a severe weather alert came onto the radio. "People of Peach Creek, a hurricane has been plotted a collision with Peach Creek tomorrow night. Evacuate your houses or board up, this one might beat Hurricane Mitch of '98," the voice said. "I repeat, evacuate your houses or board up, it will hit tomorrow night, power outages are expected state-wide," the radio said, as the severe weather alert went off and music played again, Eddy unaware of the hurricane tomorrow…

A/N: That's chapter one. Next chapter will be up soon hopefully.