Disclaimer: We do not own Ouran, Living on a Prayer, the Best Friend song, or Pokémon. We don't own Mike Birbiglia or any of his awesome jokes. If we did, we would make him perform for us! ^^ We don't own Meaghan, Lizzy, or even our own souls! D: In the declining economy, we had to sell all of them for our internet connection. Oh, and we don't own that quote from phoenix wright. Yeah, the one that goes like WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MEEEEEEEE?!!!... Yeah. We had to sell that one for shakes. Not milkshakes, just shakes.

Once upon a time, there was a really, really ugly girl. She was stupid and boring and didn't understand proper hygiene.

But this isn't about her! This is about a sarcastic, liberal, bookish girl named Nahgaem. But people called her "Nerd," or" n00b," or "dweeb," or "DEMON!," or "geek," or "dork," or, I'm getting carpel tunnel here, you get the idea. She was the most Unpopular girl in school. She made an effort to, on the outside, look like she cared, but DEEP down she really didn't. That was until 5 seconds ago! This is what happened…

Nahgaem's POV

(yelling REALLY loudly) "He's my Best Friend Best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? Na na na na na na na na na na na … No! I forgot the rest of the song! T_T" Good! I think I annoyed at least 25 people with that one! Yeah! 

Random onlooker *God I wish she wouldn't sing. Every time she sings I die a little bit inside. She's so wretched. I thoroughly dislike her. "I WISH SHE WOULD TRANSFER SCHOOLS!!!"* Oops that wasn't a thought.

Random onlooker number 2! *If that's a real song I feel so bad for the people who sing it. I am never going to listen to that song, ever. She's such a nuisance "I WISH SHE WOULD TRANSFER SCHOOLS!!!"* Oh, that one was rather loud as well.

(Other people had similar thoughts)

Yay! People want me to transfer now! Operation obnoxious singing was a success! Now it's time for me to run away screaming! (does just that) Sigh, this is SOOOOOOO boring. I need to think of another plan. Yeah! Another plan!

End Nahgaem's POV

Suddenly, a frog exploded, but I'm getting off track again. Nahgaem ran home, screaming all the while "WOAH, WERE HALFWAY THERE…WOAH, LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!"

All neighbors, in unison *God I hate that child*

Anyway, shortly after the amphibian explosion, she got home to her favorite sister, Yzzil. She explained her woes to said favorite, who hugged her. IN A HUG OF DEATH! Then Yzzil threw her out of a window. She landed in a mud puddle.

The beast inside of her exploded. The roar that escaped seemed enormous enough to fill the entire world. According to weather reports later that evening, it did. That had been her favorite shirt. Yeah, the Charmander one.

Someone walked by.

"HAE! WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MEEEEEEEE?!!!"

That person imploded in a fit of wealthy pity.

"Oh what a pitiful poor person has to live In a pile of mud, only to eat the mud that surrounds her!"

Nehgaen was like "…"

AN:// I bet you can't figure out who the mystery person is ! :O

We steal stuff we find funny in other things and put it in our stories, (that's why we had such a huge disclaimer! :O ) so you probably won't think it's as funny as we do…

This is a fanfiction, this is just the setup chapter, a chapizzah'! (Yeah, you probably won't get that one either…)

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