Temari's son named Sue
By Naruto for life
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Author's Note:
How I got the idea for this story: I was with my friend walking her dogs, This lady she knew came up to talk to us and for some reason the subject got on names and the lady said there is a song called my son named Sue. My friend is a fan of Temari and Shikamaru and so I wanted to write a funny story about them, so they are going to have a son named Sue! Read the story and you'll get it!
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Temari and Shikamaru were driving to the hospital. Temari had been Pregnant for quite awhile now so they were going to get a check up just in case. Temari and Shikamaru are 24 now, and they are going to get married soon. Temari didn't know how it happened but they fell in love.
Temari looked over to Shikamaru driving the car.
"I love you"
"I love you too"
"What should we name the baby?"
"Who cares, it's to trouble some" Said Shikamaru now looking at her.
"Well I like the name-Shikamaru watch out!"
Too late Shikamaru drove straight in to a semi-truck.
"Temari are you ok…" Shikamaru said.
The crash was on Temari side of the car. Shikamaru wasn't that badly hurt because he tried to turn the car around so just Temari's side went straight into the semi truck.
She was hit in the head badly. A man with a big shaggy beard came to the side of the car where Shikamaru was.
"Are you too all right?"
"I am but I don't think she is, call the hospital"
The man got out his cell phone.
The Ambulance came took Temari. Shikamaru went with them.
He waited in the lobby for an answer. He paced back and forth.
How could I be so stupid?
He kept thinking till his head started hurting.
"This is too trouble some, I'll just sit down for awhile"
Shikamaru waited and wanted and waited and you guessed it waited.
Three hours later
"Sir, you can see your wife now"
"She isn't my wife yet"
Then Shikamaru followed the nurse into the hospital room and saw Temari on the bed. It tour him up in side to see her like that.
Then the nurse handed him a baby wrapped in a white blanket.
"What the heck is this?"
"Sir, while you wife was in a coma and she lost to much blood for the baby to survive and the mother so we had to deliver the baby now. We need a name, so what would you like to name it?"
"Sue"
"What? I hope you know it is-"
Shikamaru fell asleep before he could finish.
The Nurse wrote it on the birth certificate.
Temari woke up, and saw Shikamaru sleeping she smacked him on the side of the head.
"Mommy I don't want to go to school yet" He said in his slumber.
"Wake up you dope what happened?"
"Oh nice to see your up, Well we got in a car accident and you were in a coma and you lost a lot of blood so they had to deliver the baby, and I had to name it."
"Was it a boy or a girl?"
"Actually I don't know, it was to troublesome to check, so I fell asleep."
"What did you name IT then?"
"Sue"
Then the nurse came in with the baby.
"Here is you new son" the nurse said placed the baby in Temari's lap and left.
"WHAT YOU NAMED OUR BABY BOY SUE!"
"…"
"WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS HOSPTAIL I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Excuse me" said a nurse that was in the hall way.
"WHAT" growled Temari.
"Well I over heard and you still can change the birth certificate they haven't got your husband signature yet, Here I was going to get his signature, but I'll just get a new certificate where you can name the baby ma'am"
"That's better, because I'm not having a SON named Sue" she said and whacked Shikamaru over the head really hard.
Shikamaru went flying, and smashed into the wall.
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Author's note:
I wanted to be a good ending or my friend the TemarixShikamaru fan will kill me for having her favorite couple having a son named Sue. So for the Shikamaru and Temari fan's this is the ending for you.
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