Authors note!
Sorry about that last fanfic, I hadn't seen the show in a while and this was around the time Susan went crazy.
Fanfic critic awoke in her chair. She was confused. Until she looked at the screen of Susan's computer.
"It was just a dream" Fanfic critic sighed and began a review on the horrid fanfic. She got into a rage. She was PISSED OFF she ranted and shouted at the video camera. "THIS IS WORSE THEN ANYTHING IVE EVER READ!" She went on and on about the grammar spelling mistakes and how the two out of character were.
Susan came home. She heard the critic raging upstairs. She looked for something anything that she could use to stop the critic. She is scared of the critic. Not really of her attacking, but of her safety, she knew the critic was mad and would do anything to stop the video
Susan runs to the angry critic grabbing her. "Calm down you bloody crazy lunatic!" The critic thrashed about. Completely insane, to go from zero fanfics. To one horrible one. The change was too tragic. Susan covered her mouth. "Calm down!" The critic began to calm down due to lack of breath.
She passes out, "what did you just read that made you begin to act like a Mutt with Rabies?" She looked at the screen Susan said the title out loud "Todd and SpongeBob's gay adventure?" Now why would you even click on something like that! "I missed reviewing fanfics". She said this calmly. Almost in a whisper.
Susan looked down to her. "I think you have a problem Fanfic critic. I think you're addicted to bad fanfics." The fanfic critic looked down to her feet."I think you might be right Susan" She sighs and plays with her razor.
Susan takes away the razor. "This is coming with me." She slides the razor into her pocket and kneels down to the fanfic critic to help her up. "What can I do to stop myself?" Fanfic critic began to cry softly.
Susan hugs the crying fanfic critic. "I think you should sleep now." The critic takes off her glasses and gets ready for bed. She lies down in the bed and falls asleep.
The next morning the critic goes to go to fan fiction . net, it was blocked, "WHAT!"
Susan put her hand on the critics shoulder "Your quitting this Cold turkey".
Well that's it^^
I'm sorry again about the last one, I didn't mean to upset anyone
