It was another regular day in the park.

Everyone was doing some form of work to help better the public park, which doubled as their home.

Muscle man and High Five were mowing the lawn, Skips was fixing some busted carts, and Pops was painting the house.

Yet what were Mordecai and Rigby doing? Well their original job was to pull weeds, yet Rigby had maaged to talk his friend into scooping the change out of the water foutain to try and get a pizza

"Dude we better just stop and get back to the weeds," Mordecai said

"Aw quit worrying," Rigby said "Besides look at all this..."

"MORDECAI! RIGBY!" Benson yelled at his two lazy emploies "I TOLD YOU TWO TO PULL THE WEEDS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"No need to flip Benson," Rigby said try to act smooth and talk his way out of trouble "We were just getting this moo la out of the foutain for you. Look at all these quartes we got,"

"AH!" Benson cried in fear at the sight of the 25 cent coins

"Whoa, Benson whats wrong?" Mordecai asked

"Those things are deadly to me," Benson said

"Huh?" Rigby said

"Have you two ever wondered why my head isn't totaly full of gumballs?" Benson said "As a child, kids used to put money in me and eat my gumballs."

"Ew," Mordecai and Rigby said

"And if I lose all my balls, I'll die," Benson said

"Aw c'mon," Rigby said not buying Bensons story

"It's true," Benson said "My balls are amazingly tasty,"

"No way," Rigby said putting a quarter in Benson and turning his handle

"No!" Benson cried

Just then a few of Bensons balls came out, and Rigby tried one.

"Whoa," Rigby said "Benson your balls are the greatest thing I've ever ate,"

"Dude gross," Modecai said

"Try one," Rigby said tossing a ball to the blue jay. Mrdecai ate it.

"It's like his candy was made by God himself," Mordecai said "Need...more,"

Soon Mordecai and Rigby were obsesed with eating Bensons balls. The living candy machine tried to escape the two mad animals, but he tripped on a branch and broke his leg.

The crazy racoon and blue jay began to pump coin after coin into their boss, eating all his balls.

Soon Benson was dead.

Just then Death rolled up in his motorcycle and took Benson away

"Thanks for the help freaks," Death said "See you two soon,"

"Dude," Mordecai said "We killed Benson,"

After a moment of silcence the two went

"!"

Both overjoyed at never having to hear Benson boss them around ever again.

The end