Title: Strange Thoughts

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl, just using the characters. I do not make any profit on these. The Artemis Fowl series belongs to Eoin Colfer. Please review, this is my first story.

Artemis' POV

What is wrong with you? Control yourself!

Today Butler was trying to teach him how to bench press. He really was trying, but he kept getting distracted, causing him to randomly loosen his grip and let go. Butler held onto the bar with a soft grip so it never fell on him, but Butler was concerned. He had already lowered the weight a few times to one Artemis should've been able to handle. Artemis was actually fine with the weight, as Butler had already lowered it to the point where a 6 year old could lift it, not to say Artemis was stronger than a 6 year old, which he was but not as much as one would expect. No, the problem wasn't the weight, though Artemis was content to let Butler think so. Which was mainly because Butler's presence was the actual setback.

Recently Artemis had been having thoughts that he considered strange at least and alarming at most. He was not used to these types of thoughts. Although they were normal for the rest of the world's population, they seemed foreign in Artemis' head. These thoughts were sexual. Even worse, they seemed to be about men. Not the idiotic boys who were in his class but the occasional man who seemed to catch his eye rather quickly. What surprised him the most about these thoughts was that they were completely physical. It did not matter if the man was an imbecile, if the man in question was attractive in his eyes, Artemis would catch inappropriate thoughts about the man flying around in his mind.

He had been able to control himself easily and keep his composure so far, primarily because this had only happened in public, where he would catch small glimpses of a fairly good looking man. Lately though, there was only one man featured in his secret fantasies. His bodyguard, Butler. It started a few days ago when Artemis walked into Butler's weight room, where Butler was currently pumping iron like a maniac. He had taken off his shirt, and was wearing a pair of shorts that left nothing to the imagination.

Artemis almost fainted at the sight. He could see the sweat glistening on Butler's skin, every muscle moving in perfect harmony. He had the immediate urge to run his hands over the flawless pectorals, to trace Butler's abs with his tongue, to grab at what was beneath the shorts. He almost lost control. Thankfully Butler didn't spot him at the doorway. He left the room unnoticed, but he hadn't been able to get the image out of his head since then.

Now he was in the bathroom adjacent to the weight room willing his erection to go down, before he had to go back to lifting weights. I can not go back out in this state. What if Butler notices? It was taking all of his strength not to throw himself at Butler. But he knew that soon his self control would run out.

There was a knock at the door

"Artemis, are you okay" asked Butler, wondering if his charge was trying to get out of today's workout session.

"Yes, I'm perfectly fine Butler" he responded.

There was a short silence, followed by Butler trying to open the door, and finding out it was locked.

"Artemis, could you open the door please"

He panicked. What could he say? If Butler walked in here now there would be no way to hide his aching member.

"Actually, I think I'll stay in here" he said desperately hoping Butler would just leave him alone and give him time to compose himself. No such luck.

"Artemis, open the door"

"No thank you, Butler"

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing"

"Then why can't you open the door?"

Artemis walked slowly to the door. He opened it quickly and sped past Butler and ran to his room as fast as he could. Once he got to his bedroom he threw himself onto the bed. He sighed. Why is this happening to me? I can't even talk to him anymore. He slowly undressed then lay on the bed staring at his hard on. It refused to go down.

Suddenly the door opened and he covered himself quickly, but not before Butler could see him in all his naked glory. He mentally slapped himself for not locking the door. Butler stared at him from the door, his left eyebrow raised.

"It won't go down. I don't know what's wrong with it" the young genius stated.

"Means you need to relieve the pressure" Butler said as he walked into the room and stood in front of the bed.

Of course, Artemis knew it was perfectly normal for boys his age to masturbate. However Artemis thought of the act as primitive and foolish. His need had been strong enough a few times to make him to try, but it just felt awkward for the inexperienced teenager.

"I-I don't know how" Artemis said looking down. He had a thought. Maybe…

"Can you teach me?"

Butler gazed into the boy's captivating eyes, and slowly moved to the bedside and sat next him. He gently pulled back the comforter, and stared at the beautiful youth. Artemis reached up to unbutton Butler's shirt. Once the shirt had been discarded, Butler moved into a kneeling position between his legs. Not a word was spoken. Butler reached down to grasp the boy's length. Artemis whimpered, thrusting into the elder man's grip. He tried to swallow his moans as Butler continued to touch him where no one ever had before. He never knew it could feel this good.

Suddenly his cock was engulfed by something hot and wet. He looked down to see Butler take his entire length in his mouth. He leaned back, gripped the bed sheets, and let out a loud groan as his eyes rolled back in his head. He couldn't think. He could only feel. He felt overwhelmed. It was so intense. He moved his head from side to side. Suddenly the pleasure stopped. Butler had pulled his mouth away.

"Why…did you…stop?" He panted. He heard a slight chuckle.

"Because I think you're ready for what's next" Butler said as he pulled out a small bottle from his pocket and placed it on the bedside table.

"B-but you're a man" He said. Butler looked at him quizzically. "You're just noticing this now?"

Artemis rolled his eyes. "No I mean how are we going to have sex, last time I checked I don't have a vagina" he blushed slightly as he said the word.

"No but you do have a different hole don't you?"

Artemis' eyes went so wide they could've fallen out of his head. "Won't that hurt!?"

Butler caressed his cheek soothingly. "At first maybe a little but once the pleasure kicks in you'll be in heaven, I promise".

Butler flipped him over onto his stomach. As the guard started to prepare him with his fingers, Artemis began to sigh and whimper. Sighs turned into loud groans as Butler touched his prostate.

"Please Butler, I'm ready for you. Take me" He begged.

Butler lined himself up with the boy's entrance, and with a single strong thrust buried himself deep within the genius. Artemis let out a scream of pure passion as he was fucked hard. Butler grabbed a handful of the young buck's shoulder length hair and yanked his head back as he rammed into the boy with reckless abandon.

"Artemis" Butler gasped loudly

"Yes?"

"ARTEMIS!"

With a jolt, Artemis came to in his bed fully dressed in his pajamas. Butler was at the door.

"Artemis, why the hell are you still in bed, we have to be at the gym in an hour. I want you dressed and eating your breakfast in five. Or did you forget we're bench pressing today?" Butler said as he closed the door.

Artemis got up and walked into the bathroom. It was a dream he thought. Or was it a nightmare?