Ok everybody, this is my first fanfic and I basically had the Idea after "Never Been Kissed". Now, some nice warnings to everybody:

I have absolutely no clue about ratings and English. Because:

I'm from Brazil, so I speak Portuguese naturally, but I really like English (and the UK), and I know that everybody will be able to understand, so.

Ratings are different over here. I don't get the whole PG-13 thing, and I don't get ratings either

So, if you want to review and give me a hand, I would love to hear your comments :D

THIS HAS NO CRACKSHIPS OR WHATEVERS! I'm acting as if it was real Glee, so y'all see: Finchel, Sam/Quinn, Mike/Tina, and etc. Yes, perhaps I'll do some Klaine (although I really want me some Kurtofsky), and maybe Mercedes will get laid, but if you are hoping to see shit like Sam/Puck's balls, that won't happen.

Glee is all from Fox and Ryan Murphy and the writers.

SUE ROCKS.

That's it. Enjoy the show!

Chapter 1 – "I'm pushing you out of your confort zone"

The class bell rang and Mr. Schuester started writing on the board of the Glee room. While he was writing, several conversations were happening:

"Finn, you have to understand that, in order to that relationship work, we just have to learn a little bit more about each other.", Rachel said, in her always serious tone.

"Rach, I know that, you told me this a thousand times, but why do you want to learn how to play football? And, why, WHY do I have to see Burlesque with you? Wasn't all that Britney enough, you still want me to have some Christina?" – replied a tired Finn.

"Oh my god Kurt! I just can't believe you went over the Dalton Academy! This bullying policy they have is amazing! And, gee, Katy Perry? Teenage Dream, indeed, girl!" – Mercedes said, whipping her hair back'n'forth

"I know! And Blaine, oh god. How can I explain Blaine? He was so hot while giving me pieces of advice, and, oh 'Cedes, you just have to see the CUTEST message he sent me!" Kurt spoke, in awe!

"Oh, Kurt. I prayed so much for this to happen to you! But you know what would be real perfect? If he kissed you! Yeah, your first kiss! But don't let that troll Karofsky see, or he'll kick you and Blaine to death! That stupid homophobe…" She said back

"Oh, Mercedes", Kurt replied, reminding himself to catch up things with her

Tina and Mike were making out at the corner chairs. They stopped a moment to catch their breaths.

"You know what I like about you, Mike? Abs. I could really wash my clothes in those boys." Tina was basically drooling, etc. etc.

"Tina, I think Artie's looking" Mike said, looking a little bit scared.

"Don't care." – she was really turned on – "Less Talk. More Tongue."

And then they got back to the snogging.

Artie didn't really care. He was investing over Brittany, and Puck was helping him.

"Dude, understand. You're helping me with Geometry, right? See Brittany as one figure. She has two big circles on her chests! I know. I've been there, remember? You just gotta do your math to find their centers! Easy. And the Puck here" – points to himself – " will help you."

"Yeah" – Artie tried to understand – "You just compared dots with nipples. If that helps you to learn, ok. But why are you doing this for me?"

"If I show I'm good, Santana will let me get into her pants again. And I really like waffles."

"I'm only buying you waffles if you fail the test."

"You sure?" Puck stares at him, showing that he can be bad.

Santana, Quinn, Brittany and Sam are all talking, together.

"Q., is really good to have you back at the Cheerios. I know we haven't spoken during, hm, your baking bun, but I'm real happy. Now. Because, before, hm, you have to understand. I was the head cheerleader. You stole it from me, bitch." – Santana said, a little bit mad – "but I'm not resented anymore." And she smiled, a very bitchy smile

"Yeah, Quinn. It's cool, you know. Your name says it all. Quinn. Queen." Brittany digests "And he's very pretty." She goes on. "I like his lady lips. They remind me of my sister."

Quinn and Sam are just speechless.

"Yeah" – Quinn says – "Uhm, thanks. I'll just, hm, stay here"

Sam grabs a pack on his school bag

"Ranch Doritos anyone?"

Mr. Schue starts talking:

"Hello everybody! So, the Sectionals are coming and we just gotta push further. We gotta do things nobody has seen before! So, I'm pushing you out of your confort zone. Every week, now, we'll do different. R&B, Funk Carioca, Gospel, a little bit of everything. It'll be a training for the Nationals."

Everybody gets scared, and Rachel stands up and starts talking:

"But, Mr. Schue, if we get out of our confort zone, we'll stink! And stinking doesn't win the Nationals!"

"Neither doing musical songs in all three fases, Rach. Mr Schue has a point. Let's hear it! Seat down!" Finn replies and Rachel sits, annoyed.

"Thanks, Finn. So, does anybody knows what is Punk Rock?" Will asks.

Finn raises his hand sky-high. But Brittany is faster:

"Puck."

Everybody doesn't get it. Kurt says:

"I know I'm going to regret this, but what?"

"Puck is strong and tough. Like a rock. And he has a Mohawk. Like a Punk. He is a Punk Rock"

Everybody just moans for Brittany's lack of brightness, specially Kurt and Mercedes, but Mr. Schue just laughs. He opened his mouth to talk, but when he was starting to talk, Emma Pillsbury gets in the room.

"Will, can I have a word with you and the kids?" She says, with her eyes open wide as always.

"Sure, Emms! The stage is yours" And Will gives her his seat.

"Well, guys, there's this new student that will be here for two weeks and she's from England." Emma starts. But everybody gets excited.

"OMG WE HAVE AN ACCENT. PUT THE ACCENT IN THE MUSICAL SONGS AND BAM. WE'LL LEAVE BUT STILL STAY IN OUR CONFORT ZONE" Rachel says.

"Please be hot, please be hot, please be hot" Puck also says.

"I really hope she makes good use of all those Stella McCartney and Tom Ford stores. If she doesn't, 'Cedes, we'll make over her!" Kurt says, and then he and Mercedes high-five

Emma goes on:

"Yeah, she is from a glee club over her school, and I told her I would introduce her to you guys, but I just missed her! She completely disappeared!"

And, from nowhere, a skinny blonde figure jumped from behind the closet that was intended to Sue keeps her trophies and yelled:

"BOOO!"

Everybody yelled. Mike fell from his chair.

She smiled and said:

"I'm sorry. I really love big entrances."

Ok, it's a little bit long. But I hope you'll review and enjoy! In the next chapter, we'll meet this new student. WITH A SONG.