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Undertaker had noticed that the rains had begun in Death Valley and with the strange energy he was sensing from the embalming room so he decided to check out the mysterious power that was alluring him.
He listened in on the man he recognized as Paul bearer and the other man he did not know who it was but he looked like a monster that would stop at nothing to obtain power.
"Paul do you think he'll follow us into your world?" asked Paul with a wail-like tone. "Yes Paul he will when he finds out that Sara is my village and ready to begin a new life away from him." He obviously lied until he saw the guy he could tell was the brains of the whole thing he had to get out of here get his Motorcycle and go through that portal now that they now new that he's been listening in. "I've got get my motorcycle and get to Sara and help and when I get my hands on Paul and his friends I'll beat them down and bring them down a notch or two and rescue her no matter what." Thought undertaker as he walked off to get his Bike.
Undertaker cranked his bike and rode through the parlor and when he got the embalming room he hit the gas hard and was a bit disappointed that he didn't hit Paul and he drove through the portal.
6 hours later in Konoha
"Where am I? Am I in heaven?" asked a very confused Kane to the young blonde ninja in front of him. "Second thing no and you're in a ninja village you looked pretty beat up and oh rest easily and we never got your name your kept ranting about a world title shot? "Oh yeah I got ambushed by that jackass with the huge glasses." And then he looked at the kid like he was crazy. "What don't have a village in your country?" asked the kid curiously "no we have a military and ninja kind of don't exist where I'm from and by the way what's your name kid?" "NARUTO UZUMAKI! The best ninja in konoha!" "Ow my ears!" yelled Kane in frustration "what's your name guy?" asked Naruto now inquiring his name "oh come on you've never heard of the big red machine?" Asked Kane now annoyed. "Never have why?" asked Naruto "my name's Kane." "Kane what's with the mask?" "Long story."
He replied quickly and then a blonde woman came in and gave Naruto a disapproving look and then looked at the man and said "ok who are you?" "Kane you?" he replied smiling and then he freaked her out when he sat up out of the hospital bed and then said "I'm fine now mind telling me kid where I might find that snake freak?" asked Kane "you mean orochimaru? He's way too powerful for you and my names Tsunade." Kane smiled and he raised his hands and then a huge explosion happened outside that sent like fifty villagers on fire. "Oh shit I'm going to be blamed for this one." Said Naruto drolly. "Hey Kane do you want make up for that little BOOM?" asked Tsunade "sure I'm going to be here for a while whether I like or not. "Ok then you'll be Naruto body guard, and go scare those anbu outside the hospital." demanded Tsunade "sure give me a second." "Hey can I ask a question?" Kane asked "sure." The hokage replied
"Was they're anyone with me?" he asked. "Yes there was a young man who defended himself ok until help arrived and the other guy picked up the biggest of the group put him on his shoulders and then slammed him down to the ground with barely any effort and then he passed out and the other guy got knocked out. Kane thought just like cena to show off. "Where are they?" he asked now needing to speak with them real fast. "Across from you they're sharing a room." "Ok I'll be right back." As he walked over he heard someone interrogating them and the man did not seem happy "hey what the hell are you doing to them!" Kane yelled. Then the leather jacket ninja charged he and kane responded with a Boot from hell and then some trench coat wearing hooker ambushed him and then he chokeslammed her back to the stone-age. Just then as the ruckus was heard Tsunade and Naruto stormed in "what the hell is going on?" she demanded "well I walked over and that sadist over there was holding Punk iv and I had to make sure he didn't hurt my one friend other than my brother. "Your brother?" "Undertaker." Said Cena "…and trust me he's no pushover." "Hey may we ask who you are?" "I'm John Cena and the guy who having a little problem breathing thanks to those two jackasses is CM punk." "Ok now that we all know each other Kane you come with you two should be ready to leave here in one hour you're going to need see the council.
Meanwhile near Suna…
"Goddamnit" said the undertaker realizing that his bike had shut down from the heat just then a young woman and her brother had attacked him not knowing who he was. He quickly was knocked down and then he threw the older guy as far he knew over and into the sand.
"who are you?" the girl asked "who wants to know?" Then a cold death like voice said " I do" said the young teenager behind him "ok why?" right then he was hit in the back of the head with the fan that the girl had she had on her back when she was shoved by him earlier and she grabbed for it as he had the short conversation with the youngest of the three.
A week later…
"ughh where am I?" he asked out loud as he looked across he saw that girl who hit him with that fan earlier well to his knowledge " ok who are you?" she asked first " what no small talk and where's my damn bike?" he replied "shut up or we'll kill you" said the man with the weird paint. The red haired one asked "Who are you what are doing here?" "I'm looking for my wife she was taken by some snake guy!" undertaker replied gravely he noticed they grew a little concerned for him now. "We're so sorry my name is Temari." The girl said with a kind of kind tone. "You?" undertaker asked "Kankuro." He said smiling "…and you?" The Deadman asked "gaara" he said like he did when he used be the demon of Death Valley. "Hey you mind to untie me?" the American badass said calmly. They untied him and Temari asked him "what's your name?" "Call me undertaker" her eyes widened "so you're undertaker?" "Yeah why." He asked now interested. "A woman who said if you ever meet a man who called himself the undertaker give this to him he'll know what it means." She handed him the note and it said: Konoha 2008 "we'll I guess I'm headed to this konoha place and thanks" "oh by the way your bike it's down and we guess you're the only one who can fix it. "Ok I guess I'll be here for a while…" said undertaker.
Meanwhile back in Konoha…
Kane was walking into the councilman room when he heard Naruto saying he didn't do it and they didn't believe him! What in the hell is wrong with these people if I have to I'll make them believe me. He forced an almost sadistic smile. "Ok send the freak in." said Danzo and this fool just made a big mistake that he'll never make again. "ok Freak why are you here in konoha?" asked Danzo "if you call me that again I'm going to make you regret it." Kane threatened "you think a freak scares a ninja? Hah I'm going to enjoy beating the hell out of you." Said Danzo but Kane was ready as he charged and he had caught him by his throat he said as the two walked extremely close to the broken window that some one had broken earlier and he had Danzo on the ledge and then he chokeslamed Danzo off the side of a building and they saw him laying there and then Kane threw 2 anbu out the window and then they saw him raise his hands and set Danzo on fire.
Back in Suna…
"Hey when I'm finished will you guys accompany me?" "Sure why not we have anything to do." Said Kankuro. Besides you'll get to meet Jeff and Matt but only if I get them here. "Um they're already here and they multi-colored hair one is very…unpredictable. She blushed. "Oh Jeff can be very dangerous when wants to. And what about Matt what's he do?" Kankuro he works at the local bar as a bouncer and that twist of grate or whatever it is hurts like hell. "Trust me I know." He said laughingly. "Imagine it from 6 feet." Said Undertaker "I know I got from the roof from a building." Said Kankuro "wow." Ok so we need to find the hardy boys and get ready to go to Konoha." "Right" Temari said "I'm going to the bar again." Said Kankuro joyfully. "I'll go get my bike." Said the deadman.
An hour later…
"Taker?" the brother said at the same time when they saw the deadman. "Hey Matt and hey Jeff." He replied. Temari looked at Jeff and Giggled and then blushed at him Undertaker, Gaara, Kankuro, and Matt all laughed. Jeff looked at Temari and asked her "you ok she suffering from heatstroke?" asked Jeff densely "no she likes you." Said matt trying not to bust a gut. "Sure she does." He said not believing his brother.
Back in Konoha 3 days later in Tsunade office…
"Kane why did you put Danzo in the hospital?" asked Tsunade wondering how she'll get Naruto out of this whole situation. "He needed to be taught a lesson besides isn't he planning a Coup de eta? "Yes he is but I didn't need him in hospital." She shot back "Well tell him if I find out if he called Naruto or anyone a freak again just because they're different I'll beat him within an inch of his life." Kane said scarishly (is that a word?). Just then a knock on the door and then Tsunade said "come in." it was shizune and she said "lady Tsunade we have visitors." "Who?" "Gaara and his family and two brothers and a very large man.
"Ok then see them in." said Tsunade. "Yes lady Tsunade" a few minutes later she saw the group in. Undertaker was first in and he saw Kane and he said "Hello brother."