Bella and Eddy were in the family room. They were watching Ryland, and she, Izzy, and Chris were running around and playing. Ryland hid under the table in the kitchen. A bag of flour was sitting on the counter from lunch. Ryland smirked.
"Izzy, Chris," She said. Izzy and Chris looked over. Chris jumped up, trying to reach. Izzy bent over and he stepped onto her back. Ryland was distracting Bella and Eddy. She threw a baseball and accidentally broke a vase.
"Ryland!" Bella yelled angrily, "How many times have we told you, no throwing stuff in the house?!"
Chris had grabbed the bottom of the bag and pulled it over, making the flour fall all over him and Izzy. They fell down and Chris sneezed. Eddy turned around.
"CHRIS! Izzy!" He shouted.
"Oopsie," Izzy said then sneezed. Chris picked up a handful of flour and threw it in the air.
"Snow!" Izzy laughed.
"A mess," Eddy said, standing up. Chris licked the flour off his fingers and spit it out by blowing a raspberry at his dad.
"Soft," Izzy giggled, spreading the flour under her tiny hands. Eddy picked up the kids.
"Bath time, now," He said angrily.
"Eddy, water won't work," Bella said, "Water just makes flour sticky and lumpy."
"F*ck," Eddy said. Ryland gasped.
"Bad," She said.
"Bad bad!" Izzy agreed. Eddy frowned.
"I'm the adult, so I can say whatever I want," He said.
"Not in front of the kids," Bella scolded.
"Yeah," Ryland said. Bella took out a broom and started sweeping up the spilled flour.
"See if you can find some way to clean them up," She sighed.
"Ask my daddy," Ryland said.
"Or google," Bella said, "Doppio D and Andie are still on their date."
"Love sucks ass," Ryland said.
"RYLAND!"