hav u evr wanted 2 d8 yasuhiro hagakure? wel in dis fic u kan! ok lets start
it was the party of hte centry hoes peak akademy and it was conviniently on 420. every 1 was high as fuck and jin kirigiri even brought weed brownies. hte party was weed themed nd everything was gren. ishimaru was havign a fit bc model student.
ishimaru: NONONONONONONO THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE IN A SCHOOL PLS UNROLL UR BLUNTS NAO.
maizono who is dancing with leon: ishimaru y u gotta ruin my fun rite now im sooooooo high.
leon: me 2
ishimaru: HSDGODSUGDSHGHOIDSSDHDHIS8380328585982359
nagi: i think we broke ishimaru.
kyouko: motha fucka talkin in letters and shit.
jin kirigir: ummmm guys cant u see junko is strapping me to a rocket pls help.
junko: bye jin kirigiri.
the blast off! like team rocket, junko sent jin flyigng in2 da skai! :O :O :O creating bootaful firewerks.
thats were u (hte reedeR) come in. u were sitting there at the fireworks. all alone bc u had no d8 :(
kirigiri: whoaaaa guys look how high my dad is getting.
link (from legend of zelda): HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
kirigiri: me 2 link... me 2...
asahina: hello reader-chan why r u so sad?
reader: bc asahina i dont hav a d8 4 dis par t nd everyone else does.
asahina: u cood d8 ishimaru bc he doesnt hav a d8.
reader: um yea no. i dont feel like getting cok blokd 2nite.
asahina: ooooo u wanna do da frcikle frakle wiff som 1 tonite dont u?
reader: yea
das when you (hte reader) spot him
yasuhiro hagakure
the shsl 420.
youve had a crush on him for this entire time and now he looked single! u were scared. but u had 2 ask him out tonite... so u kood hav a date and not be the loser of the party like ishimaru.
oh how sexi u thot hagakur was. wiff his spider vagina hair and constantly getting high.
you loved him more then he loved weed.
and it was a truly beautiful nite.
bc thats when u...
reader: hagagakuie i lov u soooooo much.
hagakure: how about u feel my krystal balls 2nite :)
reader: hell yea!
hagakure: wait holy shit that... tha'ts
thats when you see him
that red mother fucker.
hagakure: ELMO-CHAN! :D
elmo: hiii elmo wants 2 do da frickle frackle with you hagakure. elmo is gonna make you feel like a man.
hagakure: sorry reader-chan... time 4 me to tap elmos fluffy red ass.
thats when u tip ur fedora
reader: friendzoned again...