This is the beginning of our fun little rambling. Because of a certain review, I need to let everyone of you know. Each chapter is a different story. Each story is made by different authors usually. They are usually authors that OAD knows, or either Azurathe knows. And if you ever want to work with us, in our fun little ramblings, let either one of us know. Now enjoy!
Naruto was walking down the street, heading towards the Hokage's office when he notices a girl with red hair sitting on the side of the road. He approaches her and notices, the girl has ears. Cat ears that is. Naruto smiles and taps her on the shoulder, "hey little missy. Are you lost?"
When the girl looks up she sees her one and only master, "Naruto-sama," she screams
"Huh!?"
The cat girls screams, speeding around Naruto faster than the Yellow Flash. "I found you, I found you, I found you!!"
"Technically I found you..." Trying to watch her, Naruto ends up falling to the ground, all dizzy.
The cat girl suddenly stops. "Naruto-sama..." She falls to her knees and begins to poke Naruto. "Wake up Naruto-sama..."
It was at that moment that a very lonely Sakura walked by. She gasped and ran over to Naruto's side. "Naruto!!" The cat girl hissed at Sakura's appearance, jumping between her master and Sakura. She seems to hate this girl with pink hair, actually it was the hair that she hated. Suddenly Tenten, Kurenai, Anko, and Shizune appeared at Naruto's side. The four girls picked up Naruto and sped off towards the hot springs. The cat girl just pranced slowly following the four Kunoichi. Sakura just stared and what them go off wondering what was going on.
At the hot springs there were a bunch of women awaiting the arrival of the four Kunoichi and Naruto. Including Tsunade. What they didn't expect was that Naruto would arrive in a near comatose condition. Everyone looked at the four arriving girls with a demon glare, and all they did was point at the cat girl who pointed it at the sneaking Sakura.
Tsunade smiled as Naruto slowly awoke to the soft smiles of the many women. The girls suddenly jumped Naruto and carried him off into the springs. "We'll heal you Naruto-kun," they cooed, "we'll make you feel all better!!"
Looking around Naruto turn all red from the naked women what in the world was his only reply.
The cat girl on the other hand was not feeling so... lucky. First her master was taking by four strange girls, then a group of women carried him off into a strange smelling place. Not only that but they locked her out. "Naruto-sama..."
Not far behind Jiraiya was going on his daily "information" gathering missions, only to see the cute little cat girl. He quietly snuck up, taking out a pen and pad. He noticed the girl was scantly clad, a long white shirt that was torn up in many places revealing quite a bit of skin.
She turned around to see a old man, then screams and starts scratching what ever she could get her claws on. Naruto runs suddenly runs out the door and wonder what was going on
"There are times I feel almost sorry for Jiraiya…" Naruto thought, shaking his head in disappointment.
The cat girl then leapt inside the springs, seeing that the door was open. Before Naruto could see what had happened though the women inside pulled him back in shouting in chorus, "Naruto-kun... show us your great stamina..."
Naruto just did the Kage Bunshin and then ran off to find the cat girl that called him Naruto-sama, but the shadow clones were turned into puffs and everyone of the women ran out the door and decided to chase their Naruto down.
His attempts to escape proved fruitless as the women made it obvious of what they wanted from him. Naruto's eyes went wide... was this Tsunade's mission... to pleasure the women of Konohagakure!!
Naruto ran as he went to find help. The only person he could have thought up was Sasuke. And lucky for him, he was standing down the street. Naruto quickly ran up to him and screamed for help. Sasuke saw the hoard of naked women and took off. Naruto blinked a few times... were naked women that scary. When he glanced back there was an urge to join the group of women chasing him... but right now he wanted to find that cat girl.
Quickly catching up to Sasuke, Naruto asked for help. "Why did you run! are you gay or something? Sasugay?"
Sasuke instantly turned red. "Shut up Dobe"
"Hey if I'm the dobe, why do I have a horde of women chasing me?" Naruto replied with a smirk. Naruto then leaned over to whisper something to Sasuke. "They want me to...." Sasuke's eyes went wide.
"And the reason for that is...?"
"Cause I look that damn good!"
Sasuke grunted, "sure dobe..."
"Here how bout this!?" Naruto said as he stopped behind Sasuke and pushed him towards the women. Hoping they would chase him instead of himself. Sighing Naruto turned around and began walking away when he heard the women shout out, "Naruto-kun!!! Come back!!"
"Oh shit, I thought they would stop for Sasuke! I thought people liked him! What the fuck happened!" Naruto thought as he begin to run once again
That's when Naruto noticed the bulge in Sasuke's pants as the Uchiha was staring down at his... his... behind. "Oh god you are gay!! Damn it I'm out of here! No one you like Orochimaru so much."
Naruto ran like there was no tomorrow until he ran head first into a pair of soft, squishy objects
Naruto fell backwards, rubbing his head Naruto glanced realizing that he had run into...
"Temari!!"
"Oh shit, I didn't mean too!!" Naruto screamed as he saw what he was grabbing.
Temari was blushing like mad as Naruto lay on top of her in the middle of the street. "It's ok... Naruto-kun."
The blonde haired boy recognized that look and shouted. "Not you too!"
"Not me what?" she asked.
"Nothing" he said as he began taking off once again
Naruto didn't even realize that Temari stared at him the whole time, blushing, and staring off into space dreamily. The whole time whispering, "Naruto-kun..."
Deciding to run into someone that has some experience with women, Naruto ran towards the group of men that he knew. Kakashi, Gai and Hayate.
"Kakashi-sensei!! Gai-san!! Hayate-san!! I need help!!"
The three Jounin looked over at Naruto. Kakashi nodded, "what do you need Naruto?"
"theresagroupofgirlschasingaftermeandsasuke'sgayand!!"
"Slow down there Naruto..." said a very tired looking Hayate.
"HOLY SHIT!" Naruto said as he looked behind him. there were women chasing at him like a group of bulls!
Kakashi frowned, "they must have heard of his incredible stamina and relation to the fourth." He said holding his hands about nine inches apart.
Gai smirked, "well my eternal rival Kakashi, how would you know this."
Kakashi chuckled, "I knew the wife, and the teacher."
Hayate sighed, "I heard the stories."
"Excuse me while I run some more."
"RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The three Jounin shouted, quite amused with Naruto's antics.
Naruto ran full speed towards... his home, the only safe place in Konoha. He arrives at his door only to be tackled by...
"Temari!!?"
"Oh Temari! not you too!"
"You said that already."
"Yea but that was before, this is now!"
Temari smiled, "Naruto-kun... may I come in?"
"NO!" Naruto said as he began running to find Ero-sennin.
But Temari wouldn't let go. She just kept saying, "I need to tell you something Naruto-kun..."
"You can tell me after I manage to stay alive!"
"But it's important Naruto-kun... don't make me get my brother to stop you!!"
"Would you really!?" Naruto asked with sparking eyes. "If he kills me, I think I can finally be happy!"
"I love you Naruto-kun!!" Temari shouted, gripping tightly on to Naruto's back.
Naruto suddenly slid to a halt... "What!?" He said, turning back to Temari. "Do you love me or do you lust for me?" Naruto asks as he looked at Temari
"I...." Temari looked up at Naruto smiling, "ever since you helped my brother I have been wanting to know you... then as we got to know one another I fell... in.. love..."
"Well, that's good, now maybe you can help me with these women!"
"Women!?"
"Yea women! and by women I mean them!!!" Naruto scream as he pointed at the hoard of people
Temari jumped back onto Naruto's back in fright as she caught sight of the mad stampeded of naked women shouting, "Naruto-kun!! Naruto-kun!!"
"Yea, care to protect me from them?" Naruto asks as he was quite scared
Temari took a deep breath and hopped off Naruto. "Anything for my Naruto-kun!!" She whipped out her fan, gathering charka, ready to unleash hellish winds on the mob of women. Just before letting loose all hell Temari shouted, "He's MINE!!"
But that didn't help because there was so many of them. And even with the wind, they still decided they were going to have some fun with Naruto.
Naruto frowned, until he smelt a familiar scent that could only be, "the swamp of the underworld." The ground below the remaining women began to open up as a greenish black muk floated to the top of the crevice.
"Oi Naruto! Sorry I'm late!!" Naruto looked to the sky and grinned.
Waving to the figure flying through the sky Naruto shouted, "bout' time Ero-sennin!!"
"Wow my boy, you have certainly became just like your father except for the fact that he took all the women head on
Naruto frowned, "well I'm not exactly Yondaime now am I. I may do just that when I'm Rokudaime though."
Naruto quickly performed a few hand seals, "although since I'm already taken I should make that fact obvious." Naruto smiled, "Gamabunta you know what to do!!"
"I DO!? AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?" asked the gigantic frog boss
Naruto grinned, "well boss, that would be stop all these women from getting to me and tearing my clothes to shreds... yadayadayada, and protect Temari-chan."
Gamabunta grinned, "JUS' LIKE YER' FATHER!"
"But too bad that he took them head on while you are running like a little sissy! Are you a man damn it!? asked the boss
"Dad was also the freaking Hokage, I'm not!!"
"What does it matter? Are you a man or not?"
"Yeah I am!"
"Then take them head on!"
Gamabunta smiled, "protect yer' lady yourself!!"
Naruto growled, "fine then!!" He walked over to Gamabunta's nose and powered up a Rasengan. "Here I go," Naruto said as he leapt off the Giant Toad's head.
Then Gamabunta went back to his world. And the explosion sent him into the ground. face first with the Rasengan hitting the ground in front of him.
Naruto was knocked out, the world seemingly spinning. He got up, walking out of the HUGE crater that last Rasengan had created.
Only to be knocked down once again as a hoard of women jumped on top of him. Along with one boy. One gay boy.
Naruto growled, "get... the.... fuck... OFF OF ME!!!" Suddenly the women, and one boy, went flying through the air.
There stood over two thousand Naruto's.
"Go have fun with them!"
The clones smirked, as each one activated Henge to look like Jiraiya, and one Orochimaru. Hundreds of screams, followed by loud slaps, were heard through out Konoha. The chanting of, "PERVERT!!" was heard through out the Leaf Village.
Jiraiya was then labeled public pervert number one as the women, and one boy, chased the Toad Sannin for the rest of that day.
Naruto walked over to Temari triumphantly, who was smiling proudly at her new found love
Temari then ran up to Naruto, literally toppling the blonde haired Shinobi. Smothering him with kisses and the sort
Naruto slowly stood up while kissing Temari and then picked her up and head her into his house
Out from behind a near by tree a cat girl smiled. "I repaid your wish Yondaime... Naruto is happy... now for Kyuubi-kun's wish," she said while blushing madly.