A/N This is a really really random oneshot lol. My friend had the hiccups while I was trying to write soooo, this was born. I'm sorry that Riley isn't in it very much, it hard to make six characters have dialogue with each other and it all make sense.

The six friends were currently all lounging around Riley's. They had agreed to meet at her apartment a few times a week to study for their upcoming midterms. Tonight they had all stayed a little too late though, and there was a bad thunderstorm outside, so they were all rained in for the night.

Riley sat on the floor, leaning against the couch typing an essay for social studies on her tablet covered in bunny stickers, while Farkle said just above her on the couch with Smackle next to him, both on laptops working on algebra questions.

Lucas was on the other end of the couch, playing a review game on his iPad, and Maya laid down, taking up most of the couch and using Lucas's leg as a pillow. She was scrolling through Instagram on her phone, not bothering to study any longer. And Zay was at the table, trying to draw a picture.

No one had said anything in quite awhile, when a loud hiccup echoed through the room. Lucas glanced up from his game and looked down at Maya, who, like everyone else, ignored the noise that had just come out of her mouth.

"Hic!"

She hiccuped again and looked up at the blond boy who was staring at her.

"Why are you looking at me?" She asked, a bit annoyed.

Lucas just shrugged and turned back to his game.

"Hic!" Maya hiccuped once again. "Dang it." She murmured, and started to hold her breathe.

Lucas chuckled at the blonde, who was getting frustrated with her hiccups.

"Hic!" Maya groaned, and put her phone down. "That didn't work." She said to no one in particular, and started holding her breathe again.

Lucas just laughed at his friend. "Does no one think this is amusing?" He asked the rest of his friends.

"It's not that," Farkle started, not taking his eyes of his laptop. "It's just that Maya hiccups, like, all the time." Riley finished for him, getting up to get her best friend a glass of water when she heard her hiccup again.

"Yup." The genius boy agreed. "Some of my earliest childhood memories were of Riley and I trying to cure Maya's hiccups." He smiled, remembering the earlier days when he was little, and then was hit by a pillow.

"Shut -hic- up Farkle." Maya said, her head jerking up every time she hiccuped.

"Oh, you know it's true! You had to leave kindergarten to go to the nurse like twice a week because you couldn't stop hiccuping!" Farkle said, tossing the pillow on the floor.

"You know, persistent hiccups can be an early symptom of heart attack." Smackle stated.

"I'm not -hic- gonna have a heart attack!" Maya yelled in frustration.

"Hey guys, do you like my picture?" Zay asked, holding up a poorly drawn bird, who looked like it was dead. "It's Maya as a bird having a heart attack because of her hiccups." He said proudly, earning him a pillow in his face too.

"Zay!" The brunette exclaimed, coming back from the sink with the water. "That's horrible!"

"I kinda like it." Lucas said thoughtfully, while resting his head on his hand. Maya smacked him.

"Lucas!" Riley yelled at him too, going down the steps carefully so she wouldn't spill the water like she always did.

She hiccuped again, and put her hand on her chest "Ugh. This is seriously beginning to hurt." She sat up and took the glass of water Riley had handed her.

"Thanks." She replied, sipping the water. She waited a few seconds.

"Are they gone?" Lucas asked, noticing the silence.

"I don't know..." Maya replied, waiting for her body to tell her.

"I think they -hic!- ugh! Nevermind." The hiccuping girl put her head in her hands.

"Poor Maya." Farkle said, "Izzy, do you know any cures?" The genius asked his girlfriend. "You know, those cures don't actually work. They're all just a distraction." She replied.

"Great! -hic- now since you -hic- told me that, I'll never get distracted -hic- and I'll have hiccups forever!" Maya said through her hands, refusing to lift her head because Zay had started recording her on his phone.

"You won't have the hiccups forever. I've never heard of anyone hiccup for more then a few hours." Lucas said, rubbing her back.

"Actually, there are a few cases where people hiccup nonstop for years." The dark haired genius said, finally putting her math work down to focus on the problem.

"Smacks, don't -hic- take this the wrong -hic- way, but, CAN YOU STOP KNOWING THINGS?!" Maya yelled, taking her head out of her hands to look at her friend.

"This is gonna go viral!" Zay said, laughing at the video he was filming.

"What's going on?" Asked a sleepy Auggie, who had woken up with all the commotion going on in the main room.

"Maya has the hiccups." Riley told her little brother.

"Not again!" Auggie groaned "She's always so loud!"

"See! Auggie even agrees that you hiccup a lot." Farkle said, proving his point.

"Sorry Auggie." Maya said apologetically to the sleepy seven year old. "I didn't mean to -hic- ugh, wake you up."

"That's, that's-" The curly haired second grader never got to finish his sentence before he started to drift of to sleep.

"I better get him back into bed." Riley giggled to herself "He's a sleep eater! I gotta get him away from that fridge!"

Then, Riley picked up her sleepy little brother and carried him away to his room. "I'll probably be awhile. Just so you guys know."

"Ok, sorry again for wa-" she was interrupted by a hiccup. "Waking him -hic!- oh never mind! I can't -hic!- even talk!" She threw herself dramatically on the couch.

"It's ok Maya." Her best friend laughed and left to put Auggie to bed.

"Hey Maya, you've got 500 likes so far!" Zay shouted from across the room, waving his phone in the air.

"I don't care!" She cried, her voice being muffled by the couch cushion.

"Well, no need to be a grouchypus." Zay frowned. "I would love to have 500 likes."

"I bet I can cure your hiccups." Lucas told Maya as she sat up again.

"Oh, let me guess," the girl rolled her eyes. "Your gonna -hic- kiss me."

"Yup." Lucas said with a smirk.

"Wait, what? Really? I thou-" Maya was cut off by Lucas's lips crashing into her own. It only lasted a second before Maya pulled them apart. Nobody said anything for a few minutes.

"Told you so." Lucas smiled at the blonde who was no longer hiccuping.

"Oh man! 100,000 likes already! And my ship is sailing! Best. Day. Ever!"