Well this is my first ever fanfic...in fact i have NEVER wrote any form of a story before in my life..so be gentle...Ahhh what the hell, flame it, i dont mind, it can only make me better!

I dont own FF7, or its characters, or its materia (*sigh)...so dont sue...(Im broke anyway...) Rated for language, but the simplist story ever wrote...im sorry its terrible...i really am.

"Where IS it?"

He knew right away, without even looking at her face, that Yuffie Kisaragi was not happy. The gunman couldnt help but smirk slightly behind his crimson collar, as the petit ninja yelled her fustration at the wine eyed bar woman. Even he, the stotic "Vampy Valentine" could celebrate silently to himself, for getting one over on the hyper active twenty year old. As he sat in his cornor, with his glass of wine resting on the battered table beside him, he couldnt help but grin.

Tifa, who in her defence, tolerated a huge amount from her royal friend, was clearly close to her breaking point. Slamming her fists on the wodden counter of 7th Heaven she finally shouted,

"Yuffie, for the LAST GOD DAMN TIME i havn't got a clue where your phone is! "Whoo Boobs, dont knock yourself over there Chesty, i was just frickin ASKING"

The brunette cupped her face in her hands, and lent on the bar for support. Finally at Yuffie's eye level.

"Yuffie...you accused EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this place of stealing it, and might i add, threathned their lives and those of their families".Tifa swept her hand around her now deserted the bar, while Yuffie only barely missed her fist.

"Okay, okay okay, so i might have gotten a little carried away"... Tifa glared at her. Yuffie knew that look...it was the "Dont mess with boobs,Grade A glare that could almost compete with Vincent"...

"But TIFA i left it right here" The kleptomaniac pointed dramatically at the counter. "And the only ones here other than your dopey patrons are you, me and Vinne..."VINCENT VAMPIRE VAN HELSING VALENTINE...WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU YOU NO GOOD SON OF A B-"

"Yuffie" Tifa smacked her hand over the ninja's mouth... "But that BASTARD stole my phone" "You know he wouldnt bother doing that Yuff. Vincent, do you have her phone? " "...-_-...no..." "See Yuffie, he doesnt have your bloody phone" "He's lying, HES FUCKING LYING" The gunman couldnt help but give a sly smile behind his collar...something that didnt go unnoticed by the furious ninja.

"Im gonna KILL you Vampy Boy" she growled at the greatly taller man now standing beside her. "Yuffie...considering...you stole Cerberus...and Cloud's bike last night to go for "A joy ride"...i really think it should be the other way around...dont you?"

Yuffie gulped..."Howd you find out bout that?"... "Well considering you...left a note...painted on my bedroom wall...thanking me for the gun...-_-..."

"You can keep the phone Vinnie" she muttered as the ran red faced out of the bar...