It was a nice beautiful day in Stars Hollow.
"Let's go on a hot date Rory" hot Jess gruffly insisted, raising his hot eyebrows and ruffling his hot hair.
Rory was head over heels in love with him. He flirted hard, she flirted hard back.
"Yes Jess let's plz go on a date"
"Ok. I hope we won't see your boyfriend there"
"Oh, Jess-y, don't mind stupid Dean, he's stupid. Who cares what he thinks? I love you."
"Yeah me too babe, also if we see him I'll beat him up because he's such a nerd."
"Yeah, Dean can face your wrath."
Unluckily for them, they DID run into Dean on their date.
He was alone eating dinner at a dinner table by himself,,, alone.
"OMG LOOK AT DEAN OVER THERE BY HIMSELF" Jess taunted him
"YEAH WHAT A LOSER" Rory yelled at him. "BTW DEAN, YOU PATHETIC LONER, WE ARE SO THROUGH"
Dean began to cry, and left, walking away as he left out of the restaurant outside the door,,, outside.
"LOL what a wimpy loser he was to think I'd ever love him" Rory took off the bracelet Dean gave her and threw it into the garbage. "bye bye stupid braclet, I never loved you."
"What a friggin loser" Jess skipped out of the restaurant and got in the car Dean built by hand for Rory. He proceeded to crash it and laugh hysterically. "LOL he was such a lame-o that he builded CARS. Who does that"
"Stupid Dean," Rory burned down Doose's market since that's where stupid Dean worked.
"stupid stupid Dean" Jess burned down Deans house since that's where stupid stupid Dean lived.
Rory and Jess were now sitting on the gazebo bench, romantically clutching hands and gazing dreamily at the flames that rose. She leaned romantically on his hot, broad, romantic shoulder. He smooched her forehead with a kiss. "Now we can be together forever" they said in unison.