Hey! Unless your name is Lani, you probably wont understand this story too well. It has inside jokes…but feel free to read, as I offer some explanations at the end. Plan to make this into a useless collection that I can do on my spare time, using jokes and memories from my friends.

"I think you should come with me." I said this in my "unhappy" tone, so I could get Lani's attention.

"What? Who? WHY!?" Lani tried to walk up to me, but she ran into the coffee table.

"Because you are very, very drunk." I said plainly, but knew it would be of no use. It would probably never reach her brain. I grabbed her arm and guided her towards the door.

"You aint no police officer…" Lani managed to mumble this as her retort, but it was barely audible, and was ignored. "This party is fun! We were playing a game of pet shop!"

"Curse these pet shop parties that you insist on attending! You know Bunny gets out of control! Just because she brings the booze, DOES NOT mean it is ok to drink it. Usually you have better control over your actions. Shame on you." After saying this, I noticed a small figure in a purple cloak, passed out on my shoulder. "Bunny! GET UP! I said no booze tonight!"

The small rabbit staggered to her paws and let out a huge yawn. "I, Bunny Booze, do what I wanna do. Aint nobody gonna tell me what's what! " With that, Bunny jumped off my shoulder and ran back into KB toys to continue her party.

Lani leaned against me and began to doze off. I decided that the closest bench was a good resting point. I plopped down with Lani practically lying on me, and let out a sigh. It wasn't until then tat I realized a man was reading a newspaper on the other end of our bench. As the only thing I could see was the outer page of the newspaper, I stared, trying to read a passage. Hopefully, that would get my mind off Lani's beer breath…

The man moved the newspaper from in front of his face and looked back at me with a questioning glance. I was about to apologize for staring when I noticed who it was.

"Yuki!" I exclaimed, happy to see my one true love. Ok, I have two true loves, but the other one has failed to appear. So for now, I can devote myself to Yuki.

"I am sorry, but do I know you?" Yuki asked, uncrossing his legs.

"Oh…no. But I know you! You are amazing!" I said to him, losing some dignity along the way.

"Thank you." He smiled his amazing smile then stood up. His amazing hair was dark in the moonlight, but his amazing eyes shown. Yep, he was amazing. However, it was then he made his goodbyes and walked away rather hastily. I was kind of a creep.

Aside from Lani's snoring, there was no noise. After a few minutes, however, I heard footsteps coming closer. I turned my head to see a man holding a plate of cake in one hand and a cherry in the other. He popped the cherry into his mouth. It seemed that the second I blinked, I had missed his eating of the piece of cake. Indeed, to my surprise, the plate was empty.

"L? Were you at the party?" I asked.

"Yes."

"Why were you there!?"

"They had cake."

"Aren't you dead?" Realization hit me…finally.

"No. I am fully alive."

"But you were dead!"

"But I am alive. And in need of another cake. Do you have any cake?"

"No! I am sure there is more at the party though. Duh…"

"I am afraid I can return there. "Why…?"

"They kicked me out. He said, and began heading in a random direction. I could barely hear this last bit. "Ate all their cake…"

"…buttermilks…." Lani muttered in her sleep.

Ok! Time to explain. First off, Lani is a friend of mine. Bunny is the name of a Littlest Pet Shop rabbit. For her personality, it was decided that she would be an alcoholic. I think we agreed that she would be six years old…. Anywho, Yuki is from Fruits Basket. I LOVE him, so he needed to be in my first…chapter, I guess you could call it. L is from Death Note. He died in the series, so of course it is odd to see him! He is an odd one indeed, and rather enjoys sweets. This reminds me of another character who enjoys yummy stuffs!! I will need to put him in my next "adventure"…along with Zero and Kaname. I would like to have me and a sober Lani give talk to them about their behavior lately. BY THE WAY! I keep characters and their circumstances the way they were in the anime, even though the manga continues on and such. It creates less problems… Sorry for the rambling!

Talia-Minou