"Jethro Gibbs is Coming to Town"
(to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
Ziva better watch out
Tony better not cry
Abby better not pout
Ducky's telling you why
Jethro Gibbs is coming to town.
He's building a boat
A jar is his glass
Don't sneak up on him
Or he'll kick your a**
Jethro Gibbs is coming to town.
He's always right behind you
Ya think they'd know by now
A well placed slap upon your head
Will have you holler "OWW!"
An old style cell
A head of gray hair
All clothing from Sears
That steely cold stare
Jethro Gibbs is coming to town!
He has fifty rules
And an extra one too
Follow them or he'll
Knock the snot out of you
Jethro Gibbs is coming to town.
The team is so hard working
Their cases aren't fun
But when the Boss kicks down a door
They're thankful they have guns.
So, the team should watch out
The team should beware
Leroy ain't smiling
But he really does care
Jethro Gibbs is coming to town.