A little pudding- based narrative in between Bakura and Ryou. We all love pudding, right??

Disclaimer- I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, the concept of pudding, the Jell-o company, or the concept of BBC America or Father Ted.

Everybody loves Pudding

Ryou stuck his arm into the refrigerator, grabbing a cup sugar free Jello- o pudding. One of many. Ryou didn't know why, but pudding was always one of his 'comfort foods'. Ever since he was a little kid. He grabbed a spoon from the drawer and opened up the pudding. Throwing the foil top away, he walked into the family room, seeing Bakura spread out all over the couch, watching 'Father Ted'. That was something that they both liked, believe it or not. Aside from each other. That was another secret, but more about that later. He plunged the spoon into the dark colored gelatinous substance, moving it around a little before pulling the spoon out and eating the pudding.

Bakura looked over at him as he made his way over to his favorite chair, still eating the pudding.

"What he hell is that stuff?" Bakura asked, looking at the pudding like it would come to life and kill something. And Ryou was sure that, if the pudding even tried, Bakura would immediately banish it to the shadow realm.

"It's pudding." Ryou answered, curing up in the chair. Bakura just eyed the pudding as distrustingly as ever.

"What the hell is 'pudding'?"

"It's a kind of desert. You want some?" Ryou offered some of the pudding to Bakura.

The thief king sat up, taking the pudding and sniffing it before eating some off the spoon. He immediately made a face ad shoved the pudding back a Ryou.

"Ra, that stuff is horrible!! How can you eat that!?" He said, trying not to gag.

"I like pudding. It tasted good."

Bakura just stared at his hikari like he was insane.

More insane than the rest of the people Bakura knew.

"I still don't like it." He said.

"But everybody lies pudding!!" Ryou said, eating more out of the small cup.

"I don't think that everyone likes pudding, yanodoushi."

"Okay than, most people like pudding."

"I'm not most people."

Ryou pouted, eating more of the pudding. Clearly, he had nothing more to say.

"Are you mad or something? I just don't like pudding." Bakura said, seeing the pout on Ryou's face.

"I'm not mad about you not liking pudding. I'm mad that I can't say anything."

Bakura just chuckled slightly before watching Father Ted again.

Ryou finished the pudding, licking the spoon clean before going to throw the plastic cup away and put the spoon in the sink.

He walked back to see Bakura staring at him.

"What? Do I have pudding on my face or something?"

Bakura just pulled Ryou on top of him, moving his arms around the smaller boy's waist.

They watched Father Jack cuss out Dougle and Ted, hit Ted with a hammer, kick Douge up the arse, and mistreat them in general.

Bakura moved Ryou to face him when commercials interrupted the show.

He kissed the smaller albino soundly on the lips, enjoying the contact.

But he cut the kiss short after about half a minute.

"What is it?" Ryou said as he watched his Yami make a face.

"You taste like pudding."

Owari

Just some pudding-y randomness. I was bored as hell and I still am... --