So you probably asking yourself how a handsome devil like me ending up
in a place like this with you Alright I tell ya the whole story but I
warn you it ain't pretty May hard to believe this chiseled good locks
have seen a whole lot of ugly so I guess I have to start with the book
legend has it it was written by the dark ones Necronomicon Ex Mortis
roughly translated as book of the dead. About 20 sometime years ago
Professor Knowby unearth the book at castle Kendar then accidentally
unleashed the Deadites outside of Dearborn that's when I got involve
to make a long story short I was sent to hell & back & then back again
& agains but enough about that let's talk about me like for example your
wondering how I got here well I guess you can say it all started with a woman
a woman with that godforsaken book.