Author's Note: Hello again everyone! I have already finished this next story in my series! I hope you like it! And also, thanks for reviewing my Christmas special, krikanalo! Sadly, you were the only one… :(
Disclaimer: I don't own any Phineas and Ferb characters or You Lie by The Band Perry.
Pansy's POV
"Pansy, I'm going out with Pinky and Peter! See you later!" Perry yelled to me from the front door.
"Okay, bye!" I yelled back. Apparently, every once in a while, Perry goes out with his guy friends to talk about stuff. Not that I feel left out or anything…
"What to do, what to do…" I muttered to myself. I swear, I was the only living thing in this house! Phineas, Ferb, and Candace were out with friends, and their parents went out to go shopping for antiques.
I sighed sadly. Well, I guess I could go to the OWCA and see if any of my friends were available. I walked slowly to the tree entrance and rode down to Perry's lair.
Soon I was wandering down a random hallway, trying to find where I where I was. Sadly, I didn't know my way around the agency the way Perry did. I was about to ask for help when I stumbled across the cafeteria.
"Finally, I..." I said out loud before I froze in shock. Then I quickly ducked behind the stage curtain. I couldn't believe my eyes. I yanked my cell phone out and took a video.
Right before my eyes, Perry was kissing one of the agents! Tears were flowing down my brown fur as a stared in disbelief. That couldn't be my Perry, could it? That platypus looked exactly like him, from what I could see. My vision blurred as tears gathered in my eyes. I looked down and stopped the video. I ran out into the hallway, sobbing.
In the hall I passed by Catherine the cat, one of my best friends.
"Pansy, what's wrong?" She meowed, grabbing my hand. I turned away from her so she couldn't see my expression.
"I'll tell you later." I said between sniffs. Then I ran away down a random hallway. She tried to follow me, but I was much faster. Luckily the tube I took brought me to Isabella's house, which I quickly left. I walked home with my head down. Perry had some explaining to do.
Perry's POV
"FOOD FIGHT!" Peter shouted and started chucking various Chinese foods at me. This all started when I had accidentally spilled my rice on Peter's head. Okay, maybe it wasn't all accidental.
"Peter, stop this nonsense! It was an accident!" I shouted above all the noise. Pinky nodded and dodged a lump of rice. Peter rolled his eyes and hit me in the face with a chicken and broccoli dish. I growled.
"Peter, one more thing that gets on me and you're dead!" I yelled, attracting the attention of the whole restaurant. Then Peter held up a finger and ran in the direction of the bathroom. I rolled my eyes and tapped my foot impatiently. Then Peter came back with a bucket full of water.
"What's that for?" I asked nervously, stepping backwards a bit.
"This!" Peter said as he threw the bucket at me, drenching every square inch of my body. I took one sniff and recoiled.
"Why does it smell so disgusting?" I asked before realizing. "Peter, please tell me that this isn't toilet water." I demanded, my tone dangerously calm. Peter smirked.
"No, because it is." Peter chuckled. I growled loudly and started to grab food to throw. Then Pinky put his paw on my shoulder. I froze and sighed.
"I am not going to act like a child, throwing food. Especially not in public." I said, avoiding Peter's fierce gaze. Then I shook off some of the water.
"You shake like a dog." Peter insulted me. Then I snapped. I grabbed and threw part of my meal on Peter. He glared at me and threw some back at me. Then we basically were fighting fist to fist, of course splattering food on each other, too. Then I jumped onto the table to dodge Peter's peas. Peter angrily tipped the table over, breaking it in half and tripping me in the process. We kept fighting until we were interrupted.
"WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?" The manager of the restaurant yelled. Everyone froze and stared at him.
"He started it!" Peter and I said at the same time and pointed at each other. The manager put his hands on his hips and pointed at the door.
"YOU BOTH ARE BANNED FROM HERE! SO DON'T COME AGAIN!" The manager yelled. I bolted to the door. I jumped into my hover car and started the engine. Peter and Pinky followed closely behind.
I sighed loudly to myself as I drove home. I didn't exactly have the best evening with Pinky and Peter. Plus we were banned from the Chinese place. I hoped Pansy wouldn't be too mad at me for being late.
As soon as I entered the house, I noticed that it was way different. There was a single spotlight on the front door, and a video camera off to the side, pointing at me.
"Hello?" I asked. Something weird was going on, and I wanted to know what.
"Hello, Perry." She said sharply. She sounded mad. "Wait, what's all over your fur?"
"Various Chinese foods and toilet water." I responded casually. "What's up with the camera? And you?" I asked, causing a glare from her. "Okay, I know that sounded rude, but still. What's going on?"
"I think you know. By the way, this is live on TV right now!" She hissed at me. Okay, definitely out of character.
"Why live TV?" I asked uneasily. Then I realized why she was mad. "Okay, if this is about being an hour late, it was Peter's fault." I said, looking at the ground.
"This is not about being late, you idiot!" She yelled at me. I cringed.
"Than… What is it about?" I said slowly, stepping backwards a bit.
"IT'S ABOUT YOU RUBBING YOUR SORRY BEAK ON HER UGLY LITTLE LIPS!" Pansy growled. I flinched.
"Alright, number one, I have told you countless times that Pinky is a guy. You should know that by now. And number two, if your saying that I'm gay, than I'm quite insulted by that." I said through my teeth. Pansy rolled her eyes.
"Perry, you can drop the act now. I know what you were really doing this evening. I saw it with my own eyes. And I have proof." Pansy growled, stepping toward me menacingly.
"Proof? Of what happened in the Chinese restaurant?" I said nervously. "In my defense, Peter started it…"
"NO! RIGHT HERE!" Pansy shouted angrily while she grabbed her cell phone. Then she showed me a rather disgusting video.
"Eww! Who is that?" I said, holding my hands out to cover the image.
"It's you!" Pansy said, prodding my chest hard. Then I realized how bad of a situation that was for me.
"That is most certainly not me! I swear!" I pleaded. Pansy just glared more.
Perry, seriously. Stop lying to my face." She hissed.
"No, really! That is the new platypus agent, Patrick! That one has red eyes!" I protested. But it was no use. Pansy just turned around as music started playing from an unknown location. Then she started singing.
It ain't complicated
Well, I've grown to hate it
I never liked the taste of crow but baby I ate it
"Platypuses don't eat crow!" I protested hopelessly. Pansy just rolled her eyes and continued singing.
They tried to warn me
They said that you were ornery
So don't bring me those big brown eyes and tell me that you're sorry
Well you might as well throw gasoline on a fire
The way you lie
You lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor
And you lie like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes way too natural to you
The way you lie
That ain't my perfume
I bet she had a curfew
You told me you were out with the boys and baby I believed you
So why you lookin' so nervous
You know you're gonna deserve this
I oughta kill you right now and do the whole wide world a service
Well my daddy's gonna straighten you out like a piece of wire, like a piece of wire
"I've never met your father!" I yelped. Pansy ignored me.
The way you lie
You lie like the man with the slick back hair who sold me that Ford
And, you lie like a pine tree in the back yard after last month's storm
Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes way too natural to you
The way you lie
Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna drive to a big ol' muddy river
I'm gonna park my car in the middle of the mile-long bridge
And then I'm gonna cry well maybe just a little
Then I'm gonna slip off the ring that you put on my finger
Give it a big ol' fling and watch it sink
Down, down, down
There it's gonna lie
Until the Lord comes back around
Because you lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor
You lie like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes so dang natural to you
The way you lie
The way you lie
Well it's what you do, it's who you are
Pansy walked out of the door and slammed it. I sighed sadly and looked at my feet.
"Oh, yeah. The camera…" I grumbled and kicked the lens, breaking it into tiny pieces. Then I trudged upstairs and took a quick bath. Soon I was squeaky clean, and smelled like apples. Unfortunately that didn't help my mood. I slowly walked downstairs to the basement and went onto my old platypus bed.
Author's Note: Please review if you like, since I haven't gotten any criticism for any of my stories (Thanks so much everyone!). Or PM me any questions or ideas! See you next chapter! :D