This very short oneshot is completely random and was only written for my enjoyment. But constructive criticism (not flames) are welcome. :)
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Dru's lab…
Dave placed his new karaoke machine on the stage in middle of the room and turned it on. The other minions in the lab crowded around in curiosity. Dave then grabbed the microphone and started singing along to the song the machine was playing.
"Ta snoka glows wye en ta monton tonight
Not a drut da be coodi
A tubute de isolation
And pik bis ko Het ta won-"
His fellow minions burst out laughing at that last part. Apparently whatever he said was funny. Dave let out a growl and threw down his microphone in anger. "Stopa!"
The minions just continued to laugh hysterically.
Dave stomped off the stage and Stuart came on stage with an all new ukulele. Stuart looked at the crowd and fist-pumped in the air. "Coopee tokati yee roto!"
The crowd cheered and Stuart started playing a song of his own.
"Sosri mac zipo da migels nunu this
Tripping een ta globo tup be lestdi
Tukuni cheniering, labada vulturous-"
The minions started laughing at him too. Stuart went in a fit of rage. "Hey, kue owlawl ba amu to sif me?!" But the minions just kept laughing. Stuart bent over and picked up the microphone Dave had dropped earlier and threw it at the nearest minion- Lance.
The microphone hit Lance right in the head, knocking him out. The minion fell to the floor. His companions looked down at him, then at a sheepish Stuart.
"Uh, hehe… bello!" Stuart flushed and gave an innocent wave. Needless to say, that failed. The minions surged forth and started pummeling him. Stuart received several punches to the face and gut before bashing another minion in the face with his ukulele- he was pretty sure it was Paul.
Another minion- Lester- grabbed the ukulele and jerked it out of Stuart's hands. Then Lester threw it across the room far out of Stuart's reach… and into Dru's face as he walked into the lab.
"OW!" Dru clutched his face in pain. "Ow, ow, ow!"
The minions stopped their squabbling to see their boss jumping about as he continued to cry out in pain. When Dru got over it, he stood straight and looked at the crowd. Then he saw the ukulele that hit his face on the floor. "Okay… who threw dat ukulele in my face?"
All the minions pointed at Stuart, who had a shocked expression on his face. "Whaaaat?!"
Dru glared at Stuart, but his angry expression faded as soon as his eyes landed on the karaoke machine on the stage. "Ooooh! Ees dat a karaoke machine!" The villain bounded towards the stage excitedly. As Dru got onstage, so did Kevin- who was now holding the microphone.
Dru switched on the machine and started dancing in a rather dorky fashion. Kevin let out a groan of annoyance at his boss, but he turned to the audience and started singing.
"Ah lapoda. Talaki ma tollina, ah…
Laba dee pochi la nocha…
Wu blana ki leji, phopapu se la nanee…
Underwear… lakale lirei wee jille byah, lako reh..."
"Okay, cut eet out, Kevin," Dru said. "Sing us a real song."
Kevin let out a huff. "Ka blummock to." But despite his annoyance, Kevin began another song.
"Tu butt tis mine
Gonna topa to right
Just ta daa tu face
In guy daylight
I'm gadmu you
On amee Ka feel
Gonna tee tu mind
Don't ply da kill
Come-!"
Dru facepalmed. "Ees dat what I mean by a real song?"
"BLUMOCK!" Kevin threw the microphone at Dru and walked off the stage, muttering.
Dru frowned. "I guess party's over?"