KINGDOM GRIM
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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THESE FAIRY TALES ARE MUCH TOO CLEAN!
SO DULL AND DRY, A LIFELESS DREAM!
I'LL BREW EM' BLEAK!
I'LL CRAFT EM' DARK!
TO MAKE EM' GRIM AS MY OWN HEART!
MY GUTS FILL UP WITH "PRETTY TALES"!
THEIR PRISSY CUTENESS NEVER FAILS, TO MAKE ME PUKE!
TO LOSE MY WITS!
TO ROT MY TEETH!
AND GIVE ME FITS!
UP THE RANCID, STALE AND FOUL!
DESPISE THE HAPPY ENDING!
GROSS AND NASTY MAKE ME HOWL!
THOUGH THEY MAYBE OFFENDING!
I'M HERE TO TELL TRUE TALES OF BLIGHT!
OF FEAR, AND WOE. BRING BACK THE NIGHT!
I HATE DUMB LUCK! I ADORE UPCHUCK!
MY HUMBLE GOAL IS TO RUN AMUCK!
…...
Grim turns to the audience. "Alright ladies and gentleman. As your no doubt
aware. The fairy tale fad is dying down again. Therefore it's only rational that
I..."spread my investments around"...So to speak". Joked Grim with a
chuckle. "Anyway, tonight's victim is- Grim turned green just thinking about
it! -kingdom hearts!" Grim shook his head with annoyance. "Only Disney could
take the premise of "monsters eating people's hearts, and worlds becoming
consumed by darkness and despair"...and literally grind it down to a PG
rating!" Grim shook his head in disbelief. "Come on! Where's the gore!?
Where's the carnage!? Where's the human trauma!? Power of friendship
indeed! You know there's an old saying: "the fellowship never would have
broken down to back-stabbing and in-fighting...if they simply never became
friends at all"...Grim pondered this for a second. "Or something like that,
anyway...I might have just dreamed that up...Whatever, who cares?
If you would like to see spice added to this flavorless yet happy meal...
…...THEN READ ON"!...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also this is an example of my "GRIMM TALES" challenge. For more info on this and other challenges read my profile!
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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