Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or anything else for that matter
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or anything else for that matter.
35 things that will not happen in the twilight-verse. Ever.
1. The Volturi going vegetarian on us (sorry soon-to-be meals)
2. James, Victoria, Or, Laurent coming back to life (thank god)
3. Bella becoming pregnant (as long as she's with Edward) (A/N: I have read Breaking Dawn, thank you very much. Please stop mentioning this in reviews. This list was written before the release. I like it how it is, so I refuse to change it. Live with it)
4. Bella cheating on Edward (she loves him far far too much)
5. Edward reading Bella's thoughts (A/N: Again, I have read Breaking Dawn. I like the list. This was never a likely possibility, stop calling me out, already.)
6. Jacob imprinting on Leah (why do people like this pairing?)
7. Jacob and Edward romantically involved (mortal enemies here. Duh!)
8. Bella and Sam in a relationship (yeah, just don't see it)
9. Alice and Bella cheating on Edward and Jasper in any way, shape, or, form
10. Bella marrying Mike Newton (Sorry Mike, Fans)
11. Lauren being maid of honor at the wedding (she hates Bella!)
12. Jacob raping Bella ( he Does love her, you know)
13. Bella killing Jacob (wish she would, though)
14. Charlie and Renee getting remarried (I have yet to give up on them)
15. the pack killing Bella the Human ( Bella the Vamp, maybe)
16. Bella becoming a Werewolf (not gonna happen)
17. Jasper Becoming a Werewolf (don't ask)
18. Edward becoming Human
19. Angela being a witch (pretty sure on this one)
20. Mike Newton being a Elf ( S.P.E.W. , Harry Potter joke)
21. Edward having an affair with Jessica or Lauren (Eew, just doesn't cover it)
22. Jane stealing Carlisle from Esme
23. Aro kid napping Alice
24. Marcus dedicating eternity to the church (he already failed at that, once)
25. Caous (is that how you spell his name?) teaming up with Old Voldy (Voldemort)
26. Ron and Edward having a duel for Hermione (Joke, people. Just kidding around. Seriously, no need for flames and pitch forks.)
27. Time Travel (enough said)
28. Edward and Bella going to Hogwarts
29. Lord Voldemort teaming up with the Volturi
30. Stephenie Meyer turning out to be Bella under a false identity
31. Edward growing fangs
32. Alice making out with Carlisle
33. Emmet coming onto Bella (Sorry, really. I know people who really wanted this pairing in Breaking Dawn.)
34. Felix going Vegetarian (I don't see it happening)
35. The Cullen's enjoying human food (A/N: Yes, I mean like pizza and hotdogs, and such whatnot.)
I know I got it wrong. I'm fixing it already. Live with it. People thought it was funny before. Please stop telling me what I got wrong, I KNOW DAMN IT!!
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(P.S. this is version two.)