CODE: GRIM
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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THESE FAIRY TALES ARE MUCH TOO CLEAN!
SO DULL AND DRY, A LIFELESS DREAM!
I'LL BREW EM' BLEAK!
I'LL CRAFT EM' DARK!
TO MAKE EM' GRIM AS MY OWN HEART!
MY GUTS FILL UP WITH "PRETTY TALES"!
THEIR PRISSY CUTENESS NEVER FAILS, TO MAKE ME PUKE!
TO LOSE MY WITS!
TO ROT MY TEETH!
AND GIVE ME FITS!
UP THE RANCID, STALE AND FOUL!
DESPISE THE HAPPY ENDING!
GROSS AND NASTY MAKE ME HOWL!
THOUGH THEY MAYBE OFFENDING!
I'M HERE TO TELL TRUE TALES OF BLIGHT!
OF FEAR, AND WOE. BRING BACK THE NIGHT!
I HATE DUMB LUCK! I ADORE UPCHUCK!
MY HUMBLE GOAL IS TO RUN AMUCK!
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Grim looked to the audience. "Hello ladies and gentlemen. As your no doubt
aware, fairy tale land has literally fallen to pieces...So it's time for me to move
on, make a fresh start...Then burn it to the ground! Grim cackled as he
urinated flames to burn the curtains for emphasis. "Anyway, what better
place to start than the world of CODE: LYOKO?! Yet another wondrous world
where adults are useless and are forced to rely on a bunch of teenage
adolescents to save them from extinction! And of course, the children do this
out of the goodness of their heart and are "magically" able to juggle this
masquerade and normal life!" Grim made a nasty Raspberry at this statement.
"Usually, I have a "light theater" to summarize the episode I'm about to muck
up...but when I saw that the premise boiled down to "a giant teddy bear
rampage"...So yeah I'm not doing that...If you believe that the Teenage-
school-goer-by-day-hero-by-night genre is at all feasible...Then
Congratulation's! I have a bridge in Nigeria, that'll make you a
millionaire!...However, if you don't...
...READ ON"!...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also this is an example of my "GRIMM TALES" challenge. It also might hold shades of my CODE: DELETE challenge. For more info on this and other challenges read my profile!
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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