Authoress' Notes:

OMG! GUESS WHAT!

This is a Creative Writing assignment, for once. Hehe, it's fun!

The non-dialogue sucks, because this is supposed to be script format. So I added simple narrative to get around that rule about no script format on this site. This site, by the way, I wish to point out is dumb for not letting me refer to it by its URL or a shortened version of said URL. I protest. Rawr.

The idea is to have a dialogue that hints at an underlying tension without ever actually saying what it is. Minimal narrative, but as I said, script format is a no-no here.

At the end, I have two endings. They're just simply two ways I imagined this heading. I know they're out of character, but I felt like being entertained, and this did the trick.

DISCLAIMER: I DUN OWN ANYTHING!

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I wish you wouldn't…

Ginji spoke hesitantly. "Akabane…"

Akabane glanced up. "Yes, Ginji-kun?"

"I really wish you wouldn't do that," Ginji said with a sigh.

Akabane merely smiled. "Why?"

"…you know why!"

"I'm afraid I don't, Ginji-kun." Akabane paused. "Does it really bother you so much?"

"Yes!"

Akabane tilted his head to one side quizzically. "Why?"

Ginji grumbled, "I've told you before."

Akabane smiled, taking a sip of coffee. "Please, refresh my memory."

Sighing, Ginji began to explain. "First of all, it's just plain wrong."

Akabane inclined his head slightly. "Granted."

Ginji stared. "…and this fact doesn't bother you?" he asked incredulously.

Akabane seemed to give the question some honest thought. "No, not really," he finally answered.

"…well it bothers me!"

"My apologies, Ginji-kun," Akabane purred. "Perhaps if you simply decided not to take notice?"

"I can't!" Ginji replied angrily. "What did they ever do to you?"

Akabane paused again. "…an interesting question.

"…nothing, I suppose."

Ginji leaned forward, glad he'd made his point. "Exactly! So why do that?"

Akabane smiled sweetly. "Because I feel like it?"

Sighing, Ginji leaned back in exasperation. "That's not a very good reason."

Akabane's smile grew, if possible, even sweeter. "Your point?"

"SO DON'T DO IT!"

Ban walked up, looking grumpy. "Stop shouting, Ginji. What are you talking to this freak for anyways?"

Ginji sighed. "Well…"

ENDING #1

"…he's always killing people needlessly! It bugs me!"

"…plus he's way too cheerful about it," Ginji added as an afterthought.

Ban turned to the Transporter. "He's right, silverware. Why do you do that?"

Akabane smiled sweetly, leaving the Honky Tonk. "Because I feel like it."

ENDING #2

"…he's always dressing up random cats in kitty sweaters and taking pictures of them! It's cruelty to animals!"

"…especially with his taste in sweaters," Ginji added as an afterthought.

Ban turned to the Transporter. "He's right, silverware. Why do you do that?"

Akabane smiled sweetly, leaving the Honky Tonk. "Because I feel like it."

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Well? You like? I'll only be turning in the main part- not either of the endings. Though if asked my answer of choice will definitely be, "It's basically like, 'I wish you wouldn't kill people.'" Hehe. Poor Mr. Albright, having a psycho like me in his class.

Review please!