Buffy slammed the phone down, "That's it!"

Dawn looked up from the sauce she was stirring and looked at her sister. "What's it?"

"No more dating guys with the word "the" in their names. Especially not when the second word is Immortal."

Dawn winced. "You two break up?"

"Yes. And from now on you're going to see a new Buffy. A Buffy that stays far away from guys with titles. No more Scourges of Europe, William the Bloody-s or the Immortals for this girl!"

"Umm, yeah, that makes sense. What about Riley?"

"He worked for the Initiative. Close enough."