"SUPER SPARKLY ION " ion screams as he do his super sparkly ion attack. but backfires! suddenly ion is consumdeeded with shine and light, and he get kocked out!
when he comesde too, he was in an unfalmilar lands. a weird green and white animasl came up and started to sniffing his hot floppy cock. it was so wrong but felt...so good.
he moanded a litle, but became embarassed when a big hunky heartthrob of a man came up and shood that thing away. "NOISHE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" he screamad at the animal dog thign. the dog moveed, but now ions hot cock (not floppy any morse) was now on ful displauy.
derk eyed ions hot not floppy cock. "hey boy u from around here?" he asked ion. "...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ion say back. derk took offed his clothes and also ons and began to do him in the butt.
"YES. DO ME IN THE BUTT." ion screamed, he like d it ruff. "ACCEPT MY MAJESTIC GIRTH" dirk yelled back. "" they both yelled together as they climxaing.
they both layed together hot and panting, but then ion zapped away far away. dirk stared up into the sky, and begin contemplating the meaning of life.
THE END