Disclaimer: I don't own the Surreal Life or VH1. I don't own the X Files either. Happy? Ok now I'm all sad. Boo hoo. Jeez.
Title: The Surreal Life
Summary: 8 people spend 5 months in a mansion living together. Not like Big Brother. No hidden cameras. (X Files characters)
The contestants entered the house 1 by 1. The first to emerge was Mulder. He had 4 suitcases. He sat them down in the doorway and looked around. This was going to be fun.
The next to enter was Scully. She looked at the map she had received and quickly found her room. It was orange and pink. It hurt her eyes to stay in there too long so she set her luggage down and walked into the livingroom where Mulder was sitting and sat on a green blow up chair.
Leyla Harrison and Skinner entered next. "Woah!" Leyla said. "Did I die and go to heaven?"
"I wish." mumbled Skinner under his breath.
Skinner went to his room that he would be sharing with Mulder and John. It was black and white and the walls were checkerboard patterned. He put his bags in the closet and went into the livingroom to await everyone else that was coming.
"Hi Agent Mulder! Hi Agent Scully!" Leyla said as she sat down. "Scully...you and I are sharing a room with Monica! Isn't that soooo awsome? We can stay up and talk all night like a slumber party!"
"Great..." Scully said, "It'll be, uh, fun..." Of course she was lying. She didn't know that she would be bunking with the girl obsessed with her and her partner. And even if she did stay up with her, all Leyla would talk about was Mulder and her. And the 'adventures' that they had been on. Fun fun fun.
Monica and John entered next. They went into their rooms and met the others in the livingroom.
"Hi guys." Monica said waving at Scully and Mulder, but not Leyla.
"Hi." said Mulder.
The next people to arrive were Gibson Praise, and Alex Krychek. Alex had brought his dog, Fido with him. Fido was a black and white boxer.
"If that dog comes anywhere near me," Mulder began, "I will get Scully's gun and shoot it in the face!"
"Whatever, you stupid man." Alex said.
"That's it." Mulder said and lunged towards Krychek like a wolf attacking a sheep. He pounded him with his fist until Krychek's nose started bleeding. Krychek was swatting at him like a helpless puppy.
John and Skinner pulled Mulder off Krychek and sat him down next to Scully who, as a reflex, started tending to a scratch on his cheek.
"It's gonna be a long five months..." said Gibson, leaning back, "Very, very long...."
Sorry, short chapter. I'll try and do another one soon.