(We see an island in the middle on the sea. It has two broken down cabins and a lot of pine trees. We then cut to the dock, where a man is standing)

Chris: Hello! I am Chris McLain, host of Total Drama Island! Today we are expecting 22 new players! And here they come now!

(We cut to a boat with 4 people on it. 3 are boys and 1 is a cat/girl. They look to be about 16)

Chris: First up we have Ed, Edd, or Double D by his friends, Bella, and Eddy!

(Bella and the Eds get off the boat, each with a bag)

Eddy: Hey! This doesn't look like the brochure!

Edd: How unsanitary!

Chris: Yeah, about that, I lied.

Ed: This place looks like fun, guys!

Bella: Geez, this place looks like Ed's room. Except more...naturey.

Chris: Please stand at that end of the dock.

(Bella and the Eds stand at the other side of the dock as another boat drives up. On it is a short boy who looks to be 11)

Chris: Next up we have Wally!

Wally: That's 'Numbuh 4' to you!

Chris: Please stand on the other side of the dock.

(Wally stands by Bella and the Eds when another boat pulls up. On it is a boy with glasses that looks to be about 14)

Chris: Next up we have Steve!

Steve: Hi, everyone!

Chris: Please stand on the other side of the dock.

(Steve stands next to everyone and another boat pulls up. This one has a boy and an orange dog)

Chris: Next we have Finn and Jake!

Bella: (Under her breath sarcastically) Oh great. A dog.

Jake: Hey, everybody!

Edd: Did-did that dog just talk?

Chris: Please stand by them. (Points at everyone else) Thank you.

(Finn and Jake stand by everyone. Bella glares at Jake, who growls at her, making her hiss back. Another boat drives up. It has three girls and a boy)

Chris: Next we have- (Gets cut off by Bella and the Eds)

Bella and the Eds: KANKERS!

Lee, Marie, May: Hiya, boys!

Brandon: Hey, Bella!

Steve: Friends of yours?

Edd: Hardly. The Kanker sisters are three girls who are obsessed with us. There brother is obsessed with Bella.

Bella: HIDE ME! HIDE ME! HIDE ME!

(The Kankers get off the boat and walk up to Bella and the Eds)

Lee: Well, look who we have here.

Brandon: Yeah. (Looks at a shaking Edd) Stop shaking, you nerd!

Marie: Hey! Don't yell at my man like that!

Brandon: It ain't my fault he's a nerd!

Chris: Don't fight, people! Save it for the show!

(The Kankers back off as another boat pulls up. This one has three girls. Two had blond hair and one had brown)

Chris: Next we have Rikki, Cloe, and Emma!

(The girls got off the boat, making sure to not touch the water)

Rikki: Hey, what gives? This looks nothing like the brochure!

Chris: Yeah. I lied.

Cloe: You mean there won't be an arcade?

Emma: Or an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet?

Chris: Nope and nope. Please stand by the others.

(Another boat pulls up. This one has a dog, a baby, and a fat man. They got off the boat and looked around)

Chris: Next we have Brian, Stewie, and Peter!

Stewie: What the deuce?! (Takes out a brochure) This doesn't look like the brochure.

Chris: About that, I lied.

Brian: Aw, what the h*** man?!

Peter: This officially sucks.

Chris: Don't worry. It only gets better from here. (To himself) For me, that is. (Loudly) Please stand by them.

(Peter, Brian, and Stewie stand by the others. Another boat pulls up. This one has two boys, one of whom is holding a piece of wood)

Chris: Next is Jonny and Kevin!

Jonny: Right on! Doesn't this place look fun, Plank?

Kevin: Hey, this doesn't look like the brochure! You tricked us!

Chris: I'd prefer the term 'lied to you.' (Laughs) Go stand by them, please.

Kevin: Well, I never thought I'd see you dorks here.

Eddy: Shut the h*** up, Kevin!

(Another boat drives up. Two people are on it. One is wearing green and one is wearing blue)

Chris: And last but not least, Chris and Martin! (A.N: I am making the Kratt bros teenagers. It fits better)

Martin: We're the Kratt bros!

Chris (Now being called McLain): And one of you shares the same name as me.

Chris: Oh, cool!

McLain: Go stand over by the others. (Chris and Martin stand by the others)

McLain: Now, how about I give you a tour? (Walks over to the cabins) These will be the cabins you will live in for the next 8 weeks. (Points at another building) That is the mess hall, where you will eat. Any questions?

Edd: (Raises a hand) How are we going to choose teams?

McLain: Good question. I've got the team's right here. "Pulls out a piece of paper) Any more questions before I start?

Brandon: (Raises a hand) Can I get a bunk next to her? (Points at Bella)

Bella: (Scared) The rooms don't mix, right?

McLain: No. Boys sleep on one side of the cabin, and girls sleep on the other.

Bella: (Relieved) Meno male.

McLain: That room over there is the confessional, where you can share your inner most thoughts.

Bella: So, basically, this is an outhouse? Gross. But, useful. I guess all I have to say is I hope me and the Eds are on the same team. I already couldn't bring Felice. (Sigh) I miss her so much.

Edd: My Lord! This place is filthy! But I really would like to win the 100'000 dollar prize. I could buy the fanciest telescope ever created!

Eddy: If I win that money, I could buy all the jaw breakers in the world! And I guess I could buy Bella that goldfish shop she always wanted. I owe her one for saving me from Lee all those times.

McLain: Ok, now here are the teams. When I call your name, go to the left. Ed, Double D, Eddy, Bella, Brandon, Rikki, Cloe, Emma, Peter, Jonny, and Chris. You shall be known as the Killer Kats!

Bella: Oh, sweet! That's 'Gatti Assassino' in Italian!

Brandon: While we may not be able to mix, I'm still on the same team s Bella! Unfortunately, I'm also on the same team as Double Nerd. (Groans)

Brian: (To himself) F*** cats.

McLain: If I call out your name, go to the right. Wally-

Wally: I said that's Numbuh 4 to you!

McLain: Steve, Finn, Jake, May, Marie, Lee, Brian, Stewie, Kevin, and Martin. You will now be known as the Dynamite Dogs!

Brian: Ha! Yes! (Turns to Bella) Here that? Cats vs Dogs! And obviously dogs are gonna win!

Bella: OH H*** NO! LET ME AT HIM! (Gets held back by the Eds) IMMA TEAR HIS F***ING FACE OFF!

Edd: Bella! Language!

McLean: Ho oh! We got some drama up in here! And just wait until the challenge starts! Now, because I'm nice and not completely heartless I will give you an hour to unpack.

(Everyone goes into there cabins and finds bunks)

Bella: (Jumping on bunk) I call top cuccetta!

Rikki: Why do you get the top bunk?

Cloe: Do you really have to argue about everything?

Rikki: Yes!

Bella: JUST TAKE THE F***ING BOTTOM CUCCETTA!

Rikki: Ok! Ok!

(As they girls are unpacking, Eddy comes in)

Eddy: Hey.

Emma: Shouldn't you be on the boys side?

Eddy: I can do whatever I want.

(The girls glance at each other before punching Eddy, sending him flying out the door. Edd is standing outside)

Edd: Eddy, what were you doing on the girls' side?

Eddy: (Sarcastically) Gettin' my *** handed to me.

Edd: Oh, Eddy. Will you ever learn?

(An hour later, McLain's voice rang out)

McLain: Attention campers! Change into your swimsuits and meet me at the top of the cliff!

(Rikki, Cloe, and Emma glance at each other nervously)

Cloe: 'Change into our swimsuits'? This challenge must have something to do with water. That might be a problem.

Rikki: Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna be a huge problem!

Emma: What are we gonna do?

(After five minutes, all the campers were at the top of the cliff, panting)

Edd: I...need...water!

McLean: Well, you're in luck! Because the first challenge is a dive off this 1'000 foot cliff into the lake below!

Campers: WHAT?!

McLean: That's right! Each camper will jump off the cliff. For each person that jumps, you will earn a crate for your team. You will drag the crates back to your cabins. There you will find supplies to make a hot tub. The best hot tub is the winner!

Cloe: (To herself) Of course. The first challenge involves water.

Wally: Ah, crud! I can't even swim!

McLean: Killer Kats are first. Pick the first person to dive!

(The Kats form a group huddle)

Bella: I think I should go first. Despite being a gatto, I love swimming, and I'm really good!

Emma: Well, then it's settled. Bella will dive first.

Bella: Yay!

Eddy: Good luck!

(Bella walks to the edge)

Bella: This is too easy. (Prepares to dive)

McLean: Oh, did I forget to mention that there are hungry sharks down there? (Laughs)

Bella: WHAT?! (Falls off the edge)

Edd: Bella!

Bella: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Splashes into the water and came up. Sees a shark swimming towards her) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Swims cartoonishly fast to Shore)

McLean: Ok, now who's up first for the Dogs?

(The Dogs form a group huddle)

Martin: I should go first. I'm a great swimmer. Plus, I've dealt with sharks before.

Marie: You have? You must be brave.

Martin: Well, yeah.

Kevin: Enough chit-chat! Blue dork! In the water, now!

Martin: Hey! I'm not a dork!

Lee: He calls everyone a dork.

Kevin: That's not the point! Just dive!

Martin: Jeez, alright. (Jumps off the edge into the water. Sees a shark swimming towards him) AHHHH! (Swim to Shore)

Lee: Yeah, real brave.

McLean: Ok, who's next for the Kats?

Ed: ED WILL GO! (Runs and jumps off the edge. Doesn't notice the shark as he swam to Shore)

McLean: What?! No screams of terror?! That's bad for ratings, dude! (Sigh) Next up for the Dogs.

Jake: Ooh! I'll do it! (Instead of jumping off, he stretches down to the Shore)

Brian: Holy s***!

Edd: How is that possible?!

McLean: Come on, people! Don't you know that terror is good for ratings?! (Growls) Who's up for the Kats?

Brandon: I'll do it! (To himself) Then Bella will like me.

Eddy: Ok! Bye! Your turn to jump into the shark-infested waters!

Brandon: (Smirks. Jumps off the edge and lands in front of a shark) F*** OFF, YOU B*****!

(Cut to the campers on the cliff, who wince as a punching sound is heard)

Chris: That'll leave a mark.

(Brandon swims to Shore and sits down next to Bella)

Brandon: Hey, babe. (Holds her arm so she can't get away)

Bella: HELP MEEEEEEEEE!

McLean: Now that's what I call screams of terror!

Eddy: SHE'S NOT SCREAMING FROM THE SHARKS, YOU LYING B******!

Edd: Eddy! Language!

McLean: Ok, moving on! Who's up for the Dogs?

May: I wanna jump! (Jumps off the cliff and lands on a shark. Screams as the shark bucks her off. She lands face first in the sand on the beach)

May: (Muffled) Hiya, big Ed!

Ed: GIRLS! YUCKY! SMUSHY! GROSS!

McLean: This is awesome for ratings! Next, the Kats! Again!

Jonny: Oh! Me and Plank wanna try! (Jumps off edge and lands on a shark. He holds on as the shark tries to buck him) YAHOO! ISN'T THIS FUN, PLANK?! (The shark finally bucks him off and Jonny lands on shore)

McLean: Not really what I was looking for, but that was awesome! So, Dogs, choose your next diver.

Kevin: Alright, move over, people! It's my turn! (Jumps off the edge and swims to Shore before the sharks could see him) HA! TAKE THAT YOU SCALEY B****ES!

McLean: Ok. Kats, your turn!

Chris: I'll dive this time. (Jumps off the edge and lands in front of a shark) Oh, sh-AHHH! (Swims to Shore as the shark chases him. Sits next to Martin)

Martin: Nice one, bro.

Chris: Oh, shut up. Like you were any better.

McLean: Ok, it's once again the Dogs' turn.

(After almost everyone had dived- Wally, Rikki, Cloe, and Emma hadn't, and they now wore chicken hats- everyone collected one crate each and started pulling them towards the cabins)

McLean: Oh, I almost forgot. Because the Dynamite Dogs won the first part, they get wheelbarrows to help with there crate!

(The Dogs cheer while the Kats groan)

Brian: HA! SUCK IT, KATS!

Bella: (Was covered in hickies) We would have gotten the wheelbarrows if three someones had jumped. (Glares at Rikki, Cloe, and Emma)

Edd: Never mind that. Let's just focus on bringing these crates to the cabin.

(After the Kats had finally pushed the crate to the cabins, the Dogs were already half-way done. The Kats struggle to make a hot tub out of the few tools they have. When it came time to judge, the Kats' hot tub was a mess)

McLean: (After looking at both hot tubs) Well, I think we have a winner here. The Dynamite Dogs! (The Dogs cheer loudly) And, they get to rock this hot tub all summer! BONUS! (Turns to the Kats) You have an hour to decide who to vote off, during which you can have your first meal in the mess hall.

(We cut to the Kats getting there food. Bella just got her burger and stared at it)

Bella: Um, does this have any cow in it? Because I don't eat cow.

Chef: (Stares at Bella)

Bella: (Scared) Um, alright then. (Walks to her table and sits in between Eddy and Brandon) Ed, taste the food and tell me if it has cow.

Ed: (Shoves the whole tray in his mouth and spits the tray out) Veal and hamburger bun.

Bella: Veal?! (Groans) That's even worse. (Pushes tray away) I can't eat this s***.

Jonny: So who're we votin' off?

Brandon: I think it should be one of them. (Points at Emma, Rikki, and Cleo)

Rikki: What?! Why?!

Brandon: Unless I'm mistaken, you're the only ones with a chicken on your head.

Ed: CHICKEN?!

Eddy: A fake chicken, lumpy!

Ed: (Disappointed) Aww...

(The Kats are now sitting around a fire. McLean is standing in front of them with 10 marshmallows on a plate)

McLean: In this camp, marshmallows are like a token. They say that you're still in the game. If you don't get a marshmallow, you will walk the dock of shame and won't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Chris.

Jonny

Peter

Brandon

Cloe

Ed

Double D

Eddy

Bella

(Now only Rikki and Emma remain)

McLean: And the final marshmallow goes to...

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(Close up of Emma's worried face)

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(Close up of Rikki's worried face)

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Bella: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

McLean: I'm creating tension! It's good for the ratings! The final marshmallow goes to...Emma.

Rikki: (Stands up) What?! You can't vote me off!

McLean: They just did.

Rikki: Emma, Cloe, do me a favor and win this thing. And don't let anyone know. (Walks to the dock but instead of getting on the boat, she dives into the water)

McLean: Well, that was a fun start! (Laughs) Join us next time on

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