Soul: What do you get when you cross a homestuck loving fanfiction writer and the song viva la vida?
Kelzpoo: I font know what?
Soul: This story!
Kelzpoo: on with the show!
"Hey Dave, I need you to do the first round of guard duty. I have other crap to do." Dirk said to his little bro.
"Why me?" Dave asked a little annoyed that his bro was dumping crap on him.
"Because as the second in command you have to fill in if the first in command is busy! And I'm busy!" Dirk said as he left. Dave sighed, he put on his uniform. ((God Tire outfit)) He put his sword in its holder on his hip. He then departed for his rounds to protect Skia. He went around every corner to be greeted with a worm smile. Not a bad soul lived in this Kingdom. All were kind and all were friends. Of corse there are your friends and then you have best friends too. One of Dave's best friends was the baker, Jane Crocker. A kind hearted girl that loved to make goodies and sweets for the Kingdom. He decided to stop by her shop.
"Hey Dave!" Jane greeted happily,
"Sup." Dave greeted,
"On patrol?" She asked as she began to take out a batch of chocolate.
"Yeah Dirk had other crap to take care of." Dave huffed, Jane just giggled. She began to rap the small candies in red candy rapping paper.
"Here, one for you, one for your brother, then one for your sister." She said as she handed him three of the small candies.
"Thanks!" Dave said,
"No problem! Say hi to Rose and Dirk for me!" Jane called as Dave left. He walked around the kingdom. He stopped at the sound of glass braking and the feel of something under his foot. He looked down to see a pare of big round glasses. The lenses were cracked. Right by it was a small ring with a small diamond on it. He picked up the items. He continued walking not only on patrol but also to find the owner of the items.